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Porn Parodies sexy spoofs on mainstream stuff The seemingly never-ending parade of porn parodies continues to capture the attention of porn affectionados. So what's the big deal? Think Batman porn, Three's Company porn, Star Trek, Top Gun, Scrubs, and plenty more in the works. These spoofs are scorching hot, hilarious, and often top-shelf porn productions with all star casts, good acting, music, lighting. The results is fun, goofy blockbuster porn even the mainstream folk enjoy. Titles are linked to our favorite adult movie sites where you can buy, rent, download-to-own, or watch VOD. We recommend the following sites for adult entertainment:
Axel Braun keeps his amazing string of parodies going with another spot on, detailed, fun production of this classic film. Right off the top let me say that if there was anyone in porn who could emulate “Ahhhhhnold” it is Dick Delaware who was made for this role. Add in the many great talents of the solid cast that Axel has put together and it all adds up to one very explosive sex filled ride in the XXX world of the Terminator in this 3D and 2 disc set. In this spoof, the cyborg is sent in to get rid of a young lady named Sarah. It seems this young lady's life can, and will, have a huge impact on the human race. So the cyborg's job is to terminate this lady. However, cyborg or not, good looking ladies, throbbing pussies and hot sex are just too much for the cyborg to ignore. So how does the original plan work out for the demise of Sarah and for the sex hungry cyborg. Well, you'll just have to watch this film to see what kind of Braun twist has been put on this parody, another one that will be a heavy award nom next time around. As for the sex scenes, Braun doesn't waste time as the film opens with a threeway on the hood of car takes place as the cyborg watches it all take place. There is everything going on in this threesome and when they are done the cyborg puts the guys out of their misery. Next he's in a club looking for the elusive Sarah but a couple of the dancers decide to put on a show for him in a rousing girl/girl scene. But the cyborg gets taken care of by another dancer. Then there is a scene with Julia Ann, damn this cyborg gets his rocks off a lot! There's more but why spoil the fun! Shot in 3D, the effect is tremendous, the special effects used for the cyborg and other sequences are excellent, the sound is clear, the settings are just the right kind of seedy and the music fits the opening and the scenes to a tee. Again, Dick Delaware as the cyborg is perfect nom worthy casting. This is a very good parody and another in Braun's long line of successes. Plenty of steamy, raw sex, plenty of action and with the 3D it is even more of an adventure. Be sure you don't miss this one. —Review by Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN This Ain't Terminator XXX 3D is available at:
The classic 1976 superhero crossover gets the XXX spoof treatment, courtesy of undisputed porn parody king Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment. When Doc Ock and Lex Luthor join forces to defeat their nemesis, Spidey and the Man of Steel meet for the first time and must work together to foil the evil duo's nefarious plans for world domination. Ryan Driller and Xander Corvus reprise their award-winning roles, and headline an all-star cast that includes Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Capri Anderson, Kagney Linn Karter, Jenna Presley as Spider-Woman and an astounding Jazy Berlin as Black Cat. With lavish production values, spectacular VFX, and Braun's legendary attention to detail, Superman Vs Spiderman XXX is the porn parody event of the year! " Overall, Braun has done it again with a great cast, with some award winning performances, in addition to bringing back his original Superman, Ryan Driller and original Spidey, Xander Corvus. The cast could not have been any better in their roles playing it just camp enough. Also got a kick out of seeing director Will Ryder in a cameo role as Perry White. The special effects for Dr. Ock, Superman, Spider-Man and all the others were just spectacular, the sets were lavish and expansive and the music fit the scenes perfectly throughout. That attention to detail, casting and overall perfection is what makes an Axel Braun production a cut above others. This is 5 star all they way and will be a big force come awards time. Do not miss getting hold of this terrific film parody". —Review by Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN Superman vs SpiderMan XXX: A Porn Parody is available at:
Each day Barbra Gordon (played by Sunny Lane in her last adult performance) watches her beloved Gotham City spiral further down the drain. With crime and sexual deviancy on the ride, Barbra's father, the police commissioner is handcuffed by the corruption of the political system, as well as his hot secretary. Barbra knows in order to save her city, she'll have to maneuver outside the limits of the law. The fiery redhead dons a mask and cape and joins the Dynamic Duo of Batman and Robin as Batgirl, their sexiest ally. When Gotham's newest criminal Bianca Steeplechase, aka Joker, breaks into Arkham Asylum and frees Riddler, Harlequin, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, and Catwoman, the crusaders find themselves severely out numbered, but not out sexed. In Batgirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, a hero rises to the challenge and uses everything at her disposal to bring the scum of Gotham to its knees. Extreme Comixxx is nominated for Best Production Company at the 2012 NightMoves Awards. Its movies “Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” “Supergirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” “Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” “Superheroine 3D,” and “Wonder Woman Interactive” are all nominated for Best Parody (Comic Book). Batgirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody is available at:
Ryder has been a master of the comedy parody and it continues here. The characterizations, not only of the Stooges, but the supporting characters are excellent. Rosano, Evans and Bartholet should be up for award noms for their spot on performances as the the famed trio who made millions laugh for years. After watching Three Stooges films since I was a kid, seeing them in sexual situations was wierdly fun. The story is the Stooges girls are going on a sex strike until they find jobs and can support them. This leads the Stooges into a variety of situations like a barber shop that is a very special one that gives more than haircuts. There is also a foray into a college where they pose as a professor, nude model and a student and that leads to some crazy happenings as only the Stooges can do it. There is the house cleaning segment that again leads to some wild and crazy sex with the guys and the girls. The sex scenes, for the most part, are steamy and explosive and credit to the three guys for staying Stooge character in these scenes, not an easy task. The film shows off some great slapstick skills as they are spot on with most of their actions and taking on the characters. Another little detail that Ryder brought was the opening, not only with the music, but the opening credits done as they were in 30's and 40's, not to mention the settings both exterior and interior having that old look from back in the day. The girls in the film add some sexy looks, bodies and talent. Overall, Ryder has fashioned a comedy parody that will be a chart topper and a heavy award nom later this year. For Three Stooges fans this is one to have and enjoy start to finish. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! —Review by Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves magazine and AAN Not The Three Stooges XXX is available at:
Just when I thought parodies were out, “The Godfather XXX” pulls me back in. Sexy, fun and clever, DreamZone has produced a parody that won’t be refused. Director Lee Roy Myer is in top form, poking fun at Francis Ford Coppola's Academy Award-winning mob drama without dumbing it down for porn audiences. The jokes are Tommy Gun fast and rarely miss their mark. The film’s opening, a nod to the original’s exchange between Vito Corleone and Bonasera, who asked the Godfather for an act of retribution on the day of his daughter’s wedding, is nowhere near as intense, but is truly hilarious — the funniest banter Myers has written thus far (and that’s saying something). The opener is only rivaled by Myers’ take on the restaurant scene in which Michael Whorleone (Tommy Pistol) whacks rival Slutzo (April O’Neil) and a corrupt police captain with a dangling dildo before fucking Slutzo on a table. The sex is hot, but the part where Michael and Slutzo decide to “speak Italian” by breaking into stereotypical accents and professing their love for meatballs, is funny business done right. What makes “The Godfather XXX” such a strong parody is the fact that Myers doesn’t try to take on the original’s scope, but instead shrinks it down to a concise, subtle display of spoof and homage. Pistol as Michael Whorleone turns in another quality performance, rich in deadpan. Kagney Linn Karter as Michael’s wife Kay Adams and the aforementioned O’Neil are stunning and fuck with tremendous vigor. —Derek Richards, XBIZ Editors Choice Godfather: A DreamZone Parody is available at:
Brad Armstrong’s parody of the ’90s super-hit is sheer entertainment. Script, acting, direction, sex performance and — crucially — makeup and special effects combine for a superb example of couples-friendly porn. Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt take the Tommy Lee Jones-Will Smith roles of Kay and Jay, U.S. agents in charge of investigating space aliens. The thread of a story-line involves them tracking down the disappearance of earth girls somewhere into space. To solve the mystery it’s necessary for Jay to undergo an electronic sex change. He’s turned into the delectable Misty Stone, who does a killer masturbation with her new pussy. There is lots of funny stuff with the bizarre-looking aliens, plus a quartet of talking Peckerhead puppets, and Kaylani Lei gets to have three tits. Tommy Pistol, with a freakishly enlarged head, nose and ears, has his way with Isis Taylor. The hottest sex scene would be the anal between Alektra Blue as a dominatrix and Xander Corvus as a submissive with an extra head. The movie ends with an orgy with the MiB guys and the abducted women, along with Jessica Drake as a “Vaginarian.” The humor is sparked and driven by Spears’ dryly comic performance. Easily one of the best XXX releases of 2012. —Jared Rutter, XBIZ Editors Choice Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody is available at:
Director Axel Braun’s “Dark Knight XXX” sets the bar for adult parody filmmaking for a variety of reasons, including its inspired make-up and wardrobe, visually engaging and fun set design and formidable acting and performing talent. However, most impressive is Braun’s ability to present a parody that is faithful to its source while bringing fresh ideas to the table and never — not once — forgetting that it’s still a porno. Directing from a script he co-wrote with Mark Logan, Braun covers a lot of the groundwork laid in Christopher Nolan’s “Dark Knight” trilogy with a taut, satisfying story that allows for creative and bold sex scenes guaranteed to get comic-geeks and cos-play enthusiasts off for years on end. “Dark Knight XXX” finds Bruce Wayne (Giovanni Francesco) living in self-imposed exile away from Gotham City in a cabin high up in the snow-crested mountains. He regrets his Batman alter ego, believing it has led to the rise of more dangerous, bloodthirsty criminals eager to destroy all he holds dear. Unfortunately, Wayne’s plans to brood in peace are disrupted when Catwoman (Aiden Ashley) informs him that a terrorist by the name of Bane (Derrick Pierce) has taken his ex-fiancée, Kathy Kane (Andy San Dimas), hostage. Wayne has no choice but to return to Gotham as the caped crusader. While the film’s CGI and fight sequences leave a lot to be desired, the acting performances are the best to be found in adult. Francesco as Wayne/Batman emotes torment and sorrow (and does a pretty good job of mimicking the Dark Knight’s barking tone). Brendon Miller does a remarkable job of channeling the late Heath Ledger’s Joker, madcap mayhem and all. His onscreen partner Penny Pax also shines as Batgirl Barbara Gordon, Commissioner Gordon’s daughter. Miller and Pax also share the film’s kinkiest and hottest scene, in which the Joker ass-fucks Batgirl while her father, imprisoned in a cage, helplessly watches nearby. Batgirl hopes that The Joker will show mercy and release them in exchange for submitting to his deviant desires, but is instead rewarded with a bullet to the spine. A three-way with Bane, Catwoman and Kathy Kane is also rewind-worthy. “The Dark Knight XXX” was produced months before the release of Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises,” the third and final film in the Warner Bros. franchise, leaving Braun blind to that film’s storyline. But fear not, Braun and Logan leave their take on the Dark knight legend open ended for more sequels to come. —XBIZ Editors Choice Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody is available at: Copyright © 1996 and on, Erotica Readers Association, Inc. |
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