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Dallas XXX: A Parody
Cast: India Summer, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Ford, Brooklyn Lee
Director: David Lord
Studio: Adam & Eve Pictures

Aficionados of the long-running series will respond to this one best. The parody element is kind of hit and miss. Sometimes the show’s campy excesses are really nailed but at other times — as in the long dialogue scenes that set up the “plot” — it seems like just an attempt at drama that doesn’t quite get there. The only overt gag is having Miss Ellie played by a man.

Still, the movie is well shot and the cast is quite good. Alexis Ford is perfect for horny Lucy and looks fetching in two sex scenes. Bobbi Starr is a hoot as neurotic nymphomaniac Sue Ellen. She seems to be having loads of fun and her scene with the “tall handsome cowboy” (Michael Vegas) she picks up in a bar is the best in the movie. The sex in general, as in most parodies, is somewhat by the numbers.

Eric Masterson is a bit small-scaled for the villainous J.R. Ewing, more like a mean petty crook than a wicked wheeler-dealer. But James Deen’s self-righteous Bobby Ewing is spot-on and even funny. And there are several good non-sex cameos. It ends with J.R. being shot, setting up a possible “Who Killed J.R.?” sequel.
— Jared Rutter, XBIZ Editors Choice

Dallas XXX: A Parody is available at:

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Avengers XXX
Cast: Brooklyn Lee, Eric Masterson, Jenna Presley, Lexington Steele, Phoenix Marie
Director: Axel Braun
Studio: Vivid

Another excellent Axel Braun adventure from Vivid Superheroes. Hitting the street after the release of the smash hit movie, it’s really a parody of the comics the film was based on. Director Braun roped in a fine cast to play the avenging heroes — they’re out to get The Hulk (Jordan Lane, non-sex).

There’s Brooklyn Lee as Black Widow, Danni Cole as Scarlet Witch, Lexi Swallow as Miss Marvel. Team leader is Nick Fury, incarnated by Lexington Steele. Brendon Miller overacts hilariously as Thor and gets to fuck former WWF star Chyna, as She-Hulk, whose sturdy bod is painted green. Spider-man tries to join the gang but at first they won’t let him. Xander Corvus reprises his role as Spidey and trades barbs with Dale DaBone as Iron Man Tony Stark. When he fucks Miss Marvel she tells him, “You have an image problem.”

There’s only about 16 minutes of story, but it’s all great fun. The rest is sex, and the sex is good. Steele, an imposing screen presence, has the only anal scene, with Phoenix Marie. “The Avengers” somehow wind up at the Arctic Circle where they find Capt. America embedded in ice. Obviously, the story doesn’t stop here.
— Jared Rutter, XBIZ Editors Choice

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Real Housewives of South Beach
Cast: Joslyn James, Valerie Fox, Jewel Jensen, Emanuelle London
Director: Dana Dane
Studio: Pleasure Dynasty Films

Pleasure Dynasty is proving to be a formidable force in the parody market. The Florida-based upstart has already impressed with its hot and clever takes on Martin Scorsees's Taxi Driver and Antonie Fuqua's Training Day. Now it's ready to spoof reality TV. The target: The Real Housewives of Miama. The Bravo reality series about rich trophy housewives and bitchy business women living in Miami, is rich for parody and gets a proper send-up from director Dana Dane, working from a very funny script by Dick Chibbles.

The Real Housewives of South Beach introduces us to six very wealthy and very crafty women. Christy (Bebe Mends), for example, is in real estate ... sort of. She describes herself as a "self-made woman" and "successful house keeper." She explains, "After five divorces, I've kept every house." Having acquired her fortune, Christy has no need for men, but does keep a staff of male servants around for entertaining company, such as her BFF Marysol (Joslyn James), who samples the black butler (Jack Fantasy) during a visit.

Even better than the real thing! —Guy Smith XBIZ Premiere

Real Housewives Of South Beach is available at:

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American Werewolf in London XXX
Cast: Sophie Dee, Jessie Andrews, Riley Jensen, Lexi Ward, Valerie Fox
Director: Jim Powers
Studio: Smash Pictures

Strong comedic performances, imaginative camerawork and campy old-school horror effects and make-up are just some of the reasons why director Jim Powers’ parody of “An American Werewolf in London” may keep viewers sitting around waiting to see how it will all end. The 1981 John Landis horror-comedy couldn’t be better suited for Powers’ brand of madcap moviemaking. Not only does he do a deft job of recreating memorable scenes and shots from the original, but even manages to make them more outrageous and hilarious.

Plot wise, Powers keeps things relatively familiar. Richie and Dane Cross play David Kessler and Jack Goodman, two American college buddies backpacking through England’s Yorkshire moors. A werewolf attacks them, leaving Jack dead and biting David just minutes before it’s gunned down by nearby townsfolk. David is taken to a hospital where he is plagued by a boner that won’t go away, visions of his dead friend and extremely creepy surreal night terrors, one of which finds mutant Nazi lesbians murdering his family in their home before smacking clams on their kitchen counter.

The sequence is a very funny nod to the mutant Nazi nightmare David has in the original. Riley Jensen and Brett Rossi play the mutant dykes while wearing horrific masks and nothing else. Oddly enough, the scene plays out both disturbing and sexy. Jack’s ghost warns David that things will only get worse once the moon is full, and that he should kill himself to spare the deaths of innocents. Of course, it takes awhile for David to accept this.

Utilizing shaky-cam techniques, Powers captures the havoc and horror werewolf David unleashes on London to great effect. Kudos to the producers for allowing Powers to shoot in London. Those shots are amazing and great fun to watch. —Nelson X, XBIZ Editors Choice

American Werewolf in London XXX is available at:

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Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody
Cast: Peter O'Tool, Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Ash Hollywood, Brooklyn Lee
Director: Axel Braun
Studio: Vivid Entertainment

2012 AVN Award Winner for
Best cinematography
Best parody - drama

Casual fans of the Spider-Man franchise might not have intimate knowledge of the characters named and portrayed in this parody, but that won't stop them from enjoying everything from the storyline to the hot sex scenes.

Drawing heavily on the comics for source material, Spider-Man XXX pits the webhead, played remarkably well by Xander Corvus, against Electro (Dick Delaware), who has teamed up with The Kingpin (Peter O'Tool) to wreak havoc on the city. Die-hard comic fans will love the inclusion of not only Mary Jane (Capri Anderson), but also Peter Parker/Spider-Man's first girlfriend, Gwen Stacy (Ash Hollywood), and even another crimefighter, The Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee).

The story is solid enough to keep the audience interested throughout the entire movie, but the sex scenes, some of which are a geek's wet dream brought to life, are what they are really looking for.

The one nod director and comic fan Axel Braun makes toward the movie versions of Spider-Man is the upside-down kiss: In his version, it's a 20-minute upside-down blowjob. (Major kudos to Corvus for being able to pull that scene off.)

And while the blowjob scene is worthy of attention, to see Corvus in costume fucking Brooklyn Lee from behind before flipping her over to give her a proper railing that has her begging for more and climbing on top for some anal is the highlight for us.

Braun does a great job of bringing comic book heroes to the XXX screen without insulting die-hard or even casual fans. And thankfully he was smart enough to throw in some plot points that leave us breathlessly awaiting a sequel. What's more, an original XXX comic book is included with the DVD that will appeal to the avid fan of Spider-Man comics. —Sherri L. Shaulis, AVN Editors Choice

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody is available at:

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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
Cast: Aiden Ashley, Kimberly Kane, Kris Slater, Kylie Ireland, Lexington Steele, Marcus London
Director: Axel Braun
Studio: Vivid

2013 AVN Winner for Best Screen play (Parody), Best supporting Actor (Tom Bryon), Best Art Direction, Best Director (Axel Braun), Best Selling Title of 2012

As with any great porn parody the quality of the sex is as high as the parody. With 6 sex scenes you get a lot of fuck for your buck and a good variety of sex scenes which fit into the narrative and delicious detours. The sex here is top notch and Vivid hasn't softened it down at all with a solid amount of anal action. The best of the scenes are the orgy in Mos Eisley's Cantina and the Wookie Sex Scene.

Casting in Star Wars XXX is a maasive part of why it works so well: Allie Haze is fantastic as Lei, Tom Byron is amazing as Obie Wan, Rocco Reed a great Han Solo and Seth Gamble is a ringer for Like Skywalker. The only role which didn't work was Chi Ch LaRue as C3PO, but with so many amazing performances it's hard to complain about one role.

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody has it all. As a parody of Star Wars it's fun and silly, as a porn there's enough great sex to enjoy and watch over and over, with production values that are more than top notch. Ultimately this is a Star Wars Fanboy wet dream, a porn fan's treat and a porn parody fan's penultima flick. This film plays out scenarios I'm sure even the most rabid fans have never quite imagined. This is a great adult film, a super parody and clearly an XCritic Pick. — Christopher Thorne

Star Wars XXX is available at:

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Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody
Cast: Nikki Hunter, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Kirsten Price, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn
Director: Brad Armstrong
Studio: Wicked Pictures

AVN 2012 Award Winner for
Best parody - comedy
Best director - parody
Best screenplay - parody

Rocky Fans prepare... for the 2nd best movie watching experience of your life. Wicked Pictures and Award winning director Brad Armstrong would like to make... a toast! May we introduce Rocki, a porn parody like no other that pays homage to the hilariously naughty cult classic.

Like the original, Brad & Janet come across a spooky castle, but this time they find themselves right in the middle of a porn shoot with wickedly funny results. A magnanimous ensemble cast has cum together to recreate the timeless magic that has enchanted fans for more than 3 decades. The names have been changed to protect the "not so innocent" but have no fear, the gang's all here.. Frank-N-Beans is the cross dressing director, Stiff-Staff is the hunched-backed camera man, Vagina and Euphoria are two fabulous porn starlets... and of course, there's the very cosmetically enhanced, boob-alicious, blonde beauty Rocki. Singing, dancing, music and mayhem -- they're all here, along with some of the hottest sex this side of Denton.

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, as this amazing cast of A-list talent and naughty newbies embodies their beloved counterparts, and bring your favorite characters to life in this X-Rated adventure. Don't dream it... see it! We guarantee complete satis... faction!

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Elvis XXX A Porn Parody
Cast: Ron Jeremy, Tyler Knight, Jessica Bangkok, Asa Akira, Cody Carmichael
Director: Alex Braun
Studio: Vivid Entertainment

2012 AVN Award Winner for
Best original song
Best music soundtrack
Best actor

The gyrating pelvis and shaking leg of Elvis used to pass for obscene, resulting in a call for a boycott of his music on moral grounds. The religious right got their asses handed to them in that battle of the cultural wars as Elvis survived their harassment to transcend from rock star to American myth and legend and a very appropriate subject for a porn tribute.

There’s plenty of works about Elvis to draw from but director Axel Braun seems to have focused on the 2005 television mini- series, not that it matters because the characters are familiar to everyone and that makes this sexualized retelling of Elvis’ life even more fun. In addition to watching Elvis thrust his pelvis far more than he ever did on the “Ed Sullivan Show,” we get to see Ann Margaret (Lexi Belle), Marilyn Monroe (Codi Carmichael), Natalie Wood (Jessie Palmer, in her first anal), and Priscilla Presley (Andy San Dimas) fucking the way we see them in our fantasies. [DVD includes a non-sex party version]

The King (sorry Bill Margold, even John Holmes must step aside when Elvis takes the stage) is played by two performers; J. Jay does have a passing resemblance to Young Elvis but Dale DaBone nails the role of Vegas Elvis in all of its rhinestone glory.

Naturally, there’s adult-themed songs based on Elvis’ standard that are both humorous and well-produced. Tyler Knight turns in an excellent performance as Muhammad Ali although he’s outshone by Asa Akira and Jessica Bangkok, two whores that Elvis drops off as presents (Elvis was all about presents). Asa and Jessica work well together, working over Tyler with a ferocity that makes the scene worth watching multiple times. Thank you, thank you very much. —Scott Ross, XBIZ Editors Choice

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Beverly Hillbillies XXX
Cast: Annie Cruz, Aubrey Addams, Courtney Page, Dana DeArmond, Eric John
Director: Will Ryder
Studio: Adam & Eve

Ellie Mae Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies is one of the television's sexiest characters; she's a naive blonde beauty with a bubbly personality and a penchant for shirts that emphasize her buxom breasts -- and she's a pretty good rifle shot too. She is the stuff of many a masturbation fantasy. So obviously the most important concerns in a porn parody of the 60's sitcom are who's going to play Ellie Mae and how awesome is her sex scene.

Kagney Linn Karter doesn't disappoint. She looks the part, albeit with skimpier cloths and that can be considered an improvement. She acts the part, nailing a Southern accent in addition to a number of physical mannerisms from the sitcom that cement her in the role of Ellie Mai. Most importantly, she portrays Ellie Mae as a sex starved vixen who ferociously attacks the first cock she's offered. She even maintains character while bucking a hillbilly in a scene that starts with a sloppy blowjob that confirms that Ellie Mae is as wild as the woods from hence she hails. Unfortunately there's only one full blown sex scene with Ellie Mae, although she also appears in a partial girl-girl scene where she and Lucy Blaze basically make out in the corner while Taylor Vixen and Aubrey Addams go the distance.

And no, Grannie doesn't have a sex scene though Haley Hewew provides excellent comic relief in the role. —Edgar Allan, XBIZ review

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