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The Best of 2013

Horrible Erotikishka Pomes
by Various Authors

Kisses Crops and Canes
by Ashley Lister

Kneel and Worship
by Ashley Lister

Sonnet 18+
by Ashley Lister

antecedent obliteration
by john e

It Slips Away
by john e

Your clothes
by john e

Sum of Parts
by Lisabet Sarai

Falls to Mabon
by Nettie Kestler

Scars
by Nettie Kestler

Undressing
by Nettie Kestler

In Suspension
by Rachel Green

That Old Refrain
by Rose B. Thorny

Boomzooboom
by Sybil Rush

undressing
by Valentine Bonnaire



Archives

Haiku 2012
by Various Authors

Haiku 2001
by Various Authors

Limericks 2012
by Various Authors

Limericks 2007
by Various Authors

Micropoetry
by Various Authors


By john e
The Voyeur Leaves
Acorns and Moss
Molly Was Not...
Doing Without
Stopover
subtext
A Sometimes Belligerent Prosody


By Nick Nicholson
Watermark
All Days Valentine


By Nikki Isaak
Firewheels
24/7


By Raziel Moore
Does poetry have rules?
Where is my poetry?

Limericks



ERWA Limericks Sue knew a shy chef from Bangkok
Who cooked her a stew in a wok.
As she savored his gravy
It made him so brave he
Stirred up sweet Sue with his cock.

                   Tori Diaz 2007

The old bed made loud pops and groans;
(It even drowned out Granny's moans);
Well, that's what Gramps said,
Till they fucked out of bed:
Said Gran, "It's your creaky old bones!"

                      Rod Harden 2007

Young Dick knew that Jane loved to chatter
And even while fucking, she'd natter.
Though she talked a blue streak,
He adored her technique
And decided verbose didn't matter.

                    Rose B. 2007

There once was a sailor from Wales,
Whose rowing boat sank in the gales.
The mermaids begged, 'Stay,'
To which he said, 'Nay,
I want pussy, not hundreds of tails!'

                    B J Franklin © 2006

There once was a cute pixie maid
Who decided she had to get laid
When she sprinkled her dust
On her lover for lust
His sneeze blew her off, I'm afraid.

                   Morgan Hawke © 2006

Van Winkle (whose first name was Rip),
Once napped through a twenty year blip;
His wake-up erection
Was such great perfection
His wife was too busy to quip.

                      Rod Harden © 2006


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