We promise not to laugh…
Ladies and Gents, we’re burning with curiosity; what is the name of your dingle? How about your partner’s sexy bits, surely they have names also. Tell us, we promise not to laugh…
My ding a ling, my ding a ling, / I want you to play with my ding a ling… —’The Ding-a-Ling Song’ by Chuck Berry
From Megan
I’ve referred to my parts as ‘The Girls’ or ‘Megan’s Place.’ My guy calls his ‘Boa’ or ‘TWMD – the weapon of mass destruction.’ Not very original but they do bring us a chuckle. Here’s an interesting site that has more names for privates than you would have thought possible-well-maybe not!
Tom Green’s Pet Names for Genitalia
From TreSart
I happen to call mine…pussy galore. Tits…meet pinch and suck. Anymore questions? Ha!
From Sarah
The only named nethers I’ve ever come across was the very first guy I loved back in my yoot. Long before we had a wrestler named The Rock, there was a penis named The Rock.
Back then it was also pretty easy to live up to that name when you’re 18…
From Beverley
Just had to respond to this one!! Try Mr. and Mrs. Happy…those are the names my husband has given his privates, and mine. “Mr. Happy wants to visit Mrs. Happy.” And as far as the upper portion goes they’ve been dubbed The Twins or The Girls!
Funny fun stuff!
From Amanda
Sounds like a knighting ceremony. I dub thee…Sir Cumalot, Knight of the Mound Table.
Amanda never names privates… Men’s actual names were hard enough to remember, never mind their penises.
From Helena
Hers and His: Gumby and Pokey. Hardly sex queen (and king) titles.
From Blix
My pudendum’s special name: She Who Must Be Obeyed
From Zillah
Back in the day the name I had for my X’s bit was Momar… the tiny terrorist (not really tiny, but smaller than the original Momar) he called my girls heckle and jeckle…
Ahhh youth…
From Jill
You know, I don’t have one for mine. The name for hubby’s? Elvis.
From Wimz
Because of the sideburns?
From Jill
No….cause he’s the King!
Me: Dr. Stumpy Johnson, amateur gynecologist
Her: Miss Kitty
Me…MuFFy
My Man…BiG BoY
For 25 yrs
I’ve always called by penis “George”.