We promise not to laugh…
Ladies and Gents, we’re burning with curiosity; what is the name of your dingle? How about your partner’s sexy bits, surely they have names also. Tell us, we promise not to laugh…
My ding a ling, my ding a ling, / I want you to play with my ding a ling… —’The Ding-a-Ling Song’ by Chuck Berry
From Jass
My girls are The Twins… not too original, but I made up for it in naming my kitty Lucy. Brings many thoughts to mind, right? But it makes sense… middle name, middle part of the body… and Everybody Loves Lucy, right? But my son’s father refused to call her anything but KFC cuz she was finger-lickin good!
From TDShamrock1
After 27 years as an Infantry officer, I refer to my frisky appendage as “my entrenching tool.”
From Bumblebee
People do the funniest things, don’t they?
My husband’s is called Peter. No idea why. Made it v awkward when friends called their new baby by the same name!
Along the same lines, my breasts are referred to as Sugar and Spice. No danger of the same problem there then…!
From Anonymous
My penis is named Walter. I don’t know he just looks like a Walter type of penis. He gets me into trouble all the time. My wife doesn’t have a name for her vagina. I haven’t named it for her. We’ve gotten older and now it’s too late.
From Momcat
We have two fairly simple names for our tool of choice ‘Mr. Happy or Mr. Lucky’ depending on the circumstances. My corresponding port is usually termed “Home” as in “Welcome Home, Mr. Happy.” Well, I guess you had to be there…
My rather sizeable chest appurtances are called “The Ladies” – “Do the Ladies want to come out and play?” The answer is always a resounding Yes!
Now, when you put this all together and when used according to instructions, the Ladies and Mr. Happy/Lucky eventually end up in what we call “The Bahamas,” a hot and humid experience. Our friends think we’re constantly asking each other to go on vacation.
From Jenn
For some strange reason I can’t remember, my boyfriend’s is Mr. Winky. And one day he randomly asked if Priscilla wanted to play, so I guess that’s mine.
From Smood
We named my boyfriend’s Damien because he’s always up to trouble. Mine is Sheryl.
From Eastern Mystics
We are both Hindus from India. Being a secular country, we have given Islamic and Christian names. Rose Marie and Anna Maria for the breasts (Rosie is ever ready and errect, Anna is more devout and takes a lot of persuasion), Becky for the Pussy (‘becko’ is CAT in local language) and Abdullah for the little man.
From Mark
Only one of my partners ever actually named my penis. She would call it “my little brother…”
From J
I chuckled when I saw the intro to this and the first name was “Oscar”, because that’s mine. I truly can’t remember the where, when, who or how the name came about. Over the years, I’ve been fortunate to have more than a few people tell me that my member was deserving of an award, so I guess the name is appropriate.
From PoleGal
Mine is called the Kunahana, an exotic name for an exotic fruit.
From Rachael
I named my sweetie’s member….Maxwell , as in Maxwell House…Good to the last drop, It was either that or Snickers, because it really satisfies!
From Yesiam
His is named Dr Dick. How and why I have no clue.. we just got it at the same time.. Funny thing is we are seeing a marriage counselor.. whose name is Richard.. and the temptation to call the man Dr Dick is just so GREAT!
We are happy.. and so is the Dr.. both of them!
From U don’t wana know
When I was small my mother would always have to remind me to zip up my pants after I came from the toilet….She finally said if I didn’t zip it up!! “lil Johnny” would run away…..years ..and lots of child support later….I should have let him!!
From Tessa
When my husband was a kid his was a talywacker. Don’t ask me why, but that’s how we refer to our boys privates as well.
As long as I have known him they have always been Big Jim and the Twins. For me its the jugs (with a G cup size that’s about how big they are) or the girls.
From K
Long ago I named my hubby’s dingle ‘Mr. Wiggly’. For some odd reason he seems to develop this really intense wiggle just before….oh you don’t want to know those details anyway, but that’s the name of my favorite toy.
From Sydney Beier
My husband and I named his “Patrick”. Don’t ask me why, I can’t even remember.
Appropriately, we named mine, “Patricia”. After a while, we changed it to “Georgia”. A couple of years later, I asked him to remind me why we did this and he said, “Because she’s always on my mind.”
From Robin
Big Ben….I swear, that’s what we call his member.
Wish I could call it old faithful but it requires a little blue pill to carry that nickname off, nowadays.
Mine’s Trudy……and we get a lame-o kick out of using that name when we put our reservation in at a restaurant. We think it’s hysterical that when our table is ready and the hostess calls out the name, “Trudy, party of two!”……..you betcha.
Hey, we don’t get out much anymore, so little things excite us!
From Master Nage
I’ve had a number of names for mine over the years. The first girl I ever went all the way with called him Herbert. She also called my balls Bert and Barney.
Much later, I went with a younger woman (I was 37, she was 22) and she called my dick Paul. This caused me a problem because my best friend’s name was Paul and I never accepted the name, though mischievously she continued to use it. She also called my balls Jack and Jill, which was even more annoying.
But there is an actual real and valid reason for naming your member. Why have a perfect stranger making all your decisions for you?
From D.L. Tash
I know a woman who has named hers Amanda. She says Amanda likes to be petted and kissed.
They have a very close relationship.
I think most guys name theirs, because they seem to have a mind of their own. They get aroused all by themselves sometimes (and not always at the most opportune time) and are sometimes disinterested when its owner is very interested.
As for naming, I think guys get their’s named early on. Mine got called Possible (old joke A guy is in the hospital and a cute nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath. He asks how much of him she’ll wash. She says:
“Well, I’ll wash down as far as possible, then I’ll wash up as far as possible. Then I’ll give you the washcloth and you wash Possible.”
He also has a few other pet names. But most of the women who know him call him Possible.
Oh, God, now everyone here is going to know my penis’s name (Possible says, “Hi,” by the way).
I think more women should name theirs. My wife calls her (very large) breasts “the Girls,” as in “the Girls want to come out and get some fresh air.” This particular airing is also called “Free the Lemmon Valley Two.” That’s where we live, by the way.
But she’s never named any other parts.
BTW, I have a character (a Private Eye) whose penis is named Jack, and Jack is very much a character in the stories.