“How long have you known I was here?”

“A while. My roommate thought you were a ghost; that’s why she moved out. Good riddance.”

“You don’t care for company?”

“I don’t care for bimbos who help themselves to my things without asking.”

“Uh-huh.”

“So, you must be some kind of perv, hanging out in a girls dormitory. I suppose you’ve seen us all naked.”

“Most … and you, of course. So how’d you figure out I was here?”

“Your smell.”

“That bad? I’ve been taking showers.”

“No, not bad, just male. And you give yourself away when you’re in the shower. I can make out almost your whole outline.”

“Well, you caught me this time.”

“Mind if I join you?”

“Miss … I’m quite a bit older than you.”

“I like older men … never took a shower with an invisible one.”

“Step right in, then.”

“Oh!”

“What?”

“I’m not preoccupied with size, but you seem a bit under-endowed.”

“You just grabbed my little finger.”

giggle

“We shouldn’t be doing …”

“Shhh, just tell me how you became invisible, and how you picked my room to hide out in.”

“That’s a long story.”

“That’s okay. There’s plenty of hot water.”

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