Masturbation is an intensely personal activity, and everybody does it. Yes you do! I have often expressed an interest in wanting to see people masturbate – but they can’t know I’m watching. I want to know what they do to get off. I want to know if they fantasize, and exactly what is that fantasy. I have this enquiring mind, see…
So. Here’s the question. What do you think about? Do you read erotica? Do you use visual aids? Movies? What? Come on…be a buncha sports. Tell me. —Lybbe
From Walter
In 2006, inspired by several scenes in a four hour porn compilation, I started collecting pictures of houses, barns and sail boats I found on the internet. Now I can look at a picture of a yacht and imagine having sex with a woman on it.
I took a picture of sand on a local beach with my cameraphone, took it home and I looked at it for 3 minutes, then imagined a woman laying on the sand on a towel with her top off. Now I don’t even watch porn anymore, I just gather mental images of women I see around town and imagine them in the photographs on my computer and smartphone!
From Al Touchmyself
Mine is music, I play don henley’s “dirty laundry” joe walsh’s “rocky mountain way” foghat’s “Slow ride” and fleetwood mac’s “don’t stop” while thinking off about the many women I see in downtown milwaukee and at bradford beach.
From Chris Williams
My aid is my imagination, my sexual imagination has a “beast mode.” I often sit at Starbucks and sit where I can see all the ladies come in and I can see their lovely asses in jeans, skirts and jogging pants when they go to pick up their coffees and lattes. I have mind fucked many female Starbucks customers, and in my fantasies these lovely redheads, blondes and brunettes are wild and willing to try anything more than once!
From Jessie
There’s a two-pronged answer to this: what fuels me, and what I use to get to orgasm. I’m fueled by erotica. I’m a big-time reader of erotica, as well as an erotica author, so that’s no big surprise. Which I guess brings me to say that my own erotica fantasies, and fiction, are my biggest sources of desire that leads to a need to masturbate.
That being said, a certain popular wand massager is the medium, if you will. Nothing else is big and powerful enough for the vibrations that I prefer!
From Vince
My penis recently became covered with poison Ivy and if it didn’t feel so good it would be terrible. Especially running super hot water over my cock and scrotum in the shower. It’s intensely pleasurable! I don’t recommend having poison ivy on your genitals, but if it does happen to you, try a hot shower WOW!
From Sam
My favorite masturbation aid is, without a doubt, the Fleshlight. I use it for a quickie when my Wife isn’t into sex (like when she has her period), or a prolong slow sexy session while reading an erotic book or watching a hot movie. It’s the best masturbation aid ever, better then my own hand, and ain’t that saying something!I have two Fleshlight toys, one with a pussy type entrance and another with a butt type entrance. One with ribs on the inside, the other with bumps. Yowie!
From Jasmina
I am a young woman and have so much more passion than I am not allowed to show. I told a girlfriend at work about my problem and she gave me a vibrator to help me. I hide it under my clothes in my closet, and when my husband is away, and I am alone in the house, I can at last let out the passion that has been hidden.
I turn on some music, close the curtains, lock the doors, undress and get under the covers. I turn on the vibrator, place it next to the clitoris, and I am surprised to feel my passion awakening so quickly. I move it to the tip of the clitoris, gently, teasingly, then around all sides in a circle.
I close my eyes and picture my husband’s body, his hands touching me. I start to moan and breathe hard, but it doesn’t matter, I am free to show how I feel. I am getting so wet, the vibrator is sliding around easily. I push harder on the front of the clitoris, and reach up with my other hand to massage my nipples. My back is arching and my hips are circling, I slip the vibrator along the inside of the labia, then slide it just behind the clitoris toward the vagina, the feelings are overwhelming, my thighs tighten and tingle, I hear myself yelling and feel such pleasure and release, at last.
From Shawn
Wanking conventionally before cleaning up the bathroom sink (I am a clean boy). I love standing at sink, resting balls/cock on cold porcelain sink at my moment of ejaculation, the chill makes me swoon. I lean my forehead heavily on the medicine cabinet mirror with the pleasure.
I read somewhere about crushed ice smashed against the perinium at moment of ejaculation but never tried that, probably same effect but wetter to clean up. Gives me a good reason to finally clean up the sink, too.
From Sugar
I love masturbating. I find that an electric toothbrush works wonders.
From Ralph
Recently I had taken a trip to a family member’s home. They have one of those Roman showers where everything is open. On the side of the faucet handle are 3 jet sprays on each side. Making sure the door was locked I positioned 2 jets on each nipple, 2 on my swollen cock and the other two pulsating and beating down on my balls. Standing there with arms and legs spread wide open as if chained to those tile walls my mind raced with the fantasy of being put there for the pleasure of onlookers.
The hot water beating down on my hard tits and me riding the pulsating water jets, it felt so freeing to come as if someone else’s rough hands were forcing me to spray my own juices out. As the hot water poured down my bare legs I’m not sure which had the stronger pressure, me or the spray jets! I’m going to have to find a shower now with extra sprays for my backside!
From Anonymous
I couldn’t live without my shower massage and our tub! I have the most incredible orgasms in the hot tub riding the jet. It is the best investment we made. For a much smaller investment, the shower massage is the next best thing as long as there is good water pressure. If I am not masturbating in the water, I enjoy my two pronged dildo. It has a regular sized flexible penis and then a much smaller one for the back door.
No mater what the tools are, it is my imagination that gets me off. I have created “dirty boy” in my mind. This man will do anything to please me. He tells me how much he loves the smell and taste of my pussy and how hard I make his cock. He threatens to fuck me in the ass if I don’t come on his face. (He does it anyway.)
My husband won’t talk dirty to me or even talk at all, so dirty boy takes over more and more these days. While he is fucking me, I fantasize that a woman is straddled over my face and I am getting her off with my tongue. I can’t wait to taste her juices and beg her to ride my nose hard and cum in my mouth. This is my favorite fantasy.
From Anonymous
I’ve found a good way to get ones self off, if a guy, using a Ziploc bag, lube, and a bed. Put some lube in the bag, put the bag between the mattress and what ever happens to be under the mattress (ie, boxspring) and insert erect penis in to the bag. You can vary the pressure by leaning on the mattress different amounts as you thrust.
This is the thing that I have found comes closest in feeling to the real thing. And the thing I like the most is it mimics doggy style, which is my favorite position. the nice thing too is it’s very cheap to do, the items are easily available. And any mess is contained to the bag.
The only issue I have found is that beds of different heights can be somewhat difficult to use and depending on the floor surface it can be a bit rough on the knees. But it’s easy to overcome these by propping yourself up and using some sort of padding under your knees. It’s worth the effort.
From Patrick Mcdougal
You might find this weird, but I find Reese’s peanut butter cups, cheese Danishes, and Hostess cherry pies help me out when I beat off to certain women.
I eat a Reese’s when I’m thinking about fucking Rosie, Edith, Christina, or Jou Jou in the ass, I eat a cheese Danish before beating off to the image of my friends Stacy, Sarah, Tami or Mirian in my head. I eat a Hostess cherry pie when I’m beating off to Caitlin, Hillary, or Joanne.
I don’t buy these snacks every day, either. I only do it when I know I will have lots of time to beat off. The bad part of this: whenever I buy the snacks I find myself wondering what girl do I want to fuck first? So If I want to think of just Jou Jou, Christina, Edith and Rosie, four honeys with thick brown asses, I buy a king size Reeses and head straight for the bushes where no one will see me or find me.
From Gary
I enjoy lubing my ass up, insert my favorite butt plug, and put a pair of suction cups on my nipples. I can then sit in my leather recliner, pressing the plug deeper as I squeeze the suction cups, inflicting pleasurable pain on my nipples. This combination almost always results in climax without having to stroke my cock.
From Rocket Man
I love getting off with my various aids first of which is online porn like lesbian, bi-sexual mmf, MILF, sexy cartoons about incest, and women with huge boobs. I also use a prostrate vibrator, a cock ring and a fake pussy. I get my cock and balls all wet with Hot Licks warming lotion, and Astro Glide. Since. I can control my dick very well which means I can make these experiences last a long time!
From Eric
I recently discovered some very sexy, very hot pics my girlfriend had taken of herself and left on my iphone. Very “For your eyes only” type stuff, knowing full well I’d see them eventually. Shortly afterwards, I found myself on the road for my job for two nights. Strange town, strange bed, my sweetie not in my bed. Perfect time for some self-pleasuring, using the phone pics as a “prop”.
It was absolutely the most intense session I’ve ever experienced, but I did experience a slight problem. I held the phone in one hand as I pumped with the other. As I was nearing orgasm, I dropped the phone and it landed on the bed in between my thighs. I really didn’t realize it was there as I exploded all over my abs, thighs, bed, AND iphone. I quickly cleaned it off, and luckily, it still works.
one of my favorite ways is reading or watching some erotica. I then get my great p-spot vib that has different settings. do anal clean an lube up the massager and pretend my wife iinstructs me to bend over take our her little flogger and strips my white ass. then inserts the p-massaager and tells it better not come out until her command. well, it is very slippery and pops out. then come the clothes pin on the nips and a few more wacks with the flogger. She knows I love nipple play and works them well. she is also stroking my cock while i’m holding back as you can imagine. she can tell I’m very close,
as she pulls the pins off the massager pops out as well as a good load which she catches in her hand. I know where this is going as she lifts her hand to my mouth and says either this or the flogger and your ass will pay dearly. well, may ass is still smarting so ….
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