When I was presented with the opportunity to write a column for ERWA, I confess I was both thrilled and terrified. I knew I'd be joining the ranks of erotica's best and most experienced writers, many of them long-time inspirations for me. How could I possibly manage...
Speaking from experience, I have to say that raising a son is different than raising a daughter. Before anybody gets into an uproar, notice I didn't say, "harder" or "easier," I said "different", not the least of which is the different issues boys and girls face as...
A straight woman watches a free sample of online threesome porn Okay, one woman on a bed with two men. I can get down with this. This looks like it could work out just fine. Oops! That guy has no upper body hair at all. He looks like a Ken doll with an erection. Eeew!...
Why do the Holy Terrors hate gays so much? Political junkie that I am, I've been following the U.S. Presidential race with a keen interest. To hear the Republican candidates talk, homosexuality is a greater risk to American society than the faltering economy, the home...
I had a revelation last month, during a conversation with my brother-in-law Charlie. I've mentioned Charlie before: he's a bona-fide Holy Terror, one of Chosen Few bound and determined to stamp out fun of any kind, shape, or form, who says that we'd be a whole lot...
On Friday I finished writing a novel. The satisfaction that comes from writing the words THE END at the conclusion of a major project can only be compared to the climax of a well-earned and cataclysmic orgasm. But, while I was working on this story, I have to admit I...
The penis. The size of a child's forearm, it rises to immediate attention whenever required, penetrating long and deep until wave after wave of orgasm rushes over the beloved. It's the ultimate love machine, and nothing can stop it. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but not by...
Speaking of past columns... A couple of years ago, I spent some time talking about my Lovely Wife's physique. In my column entitled, "All Worked Up About BBWs," I expounded on what sorts of terms might accurately describe my Lovely Wife's figure: voluptuous, curvy,...
Early last year, in this very column, I announced the adoption of a new motto, to coincide with the then-upcoming mid-term elections. My goal was to give like-minded, free-thinking, sexually liberated, intellectually sophisticated people of exceptionally good taste,...
I don't review books very often. In fact, it might be better to say that I don't review books at all, and the reason is that I'm very picky. I spent a few years reading them for money — yes, you can do that if you're in the right place at the right time — and as a...