Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody

Cast: Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, India Summer, Brandy Anniston, Randy Spears, Xander Corvus
Director: Brad Armstrong
Studio: Wicked Pictures

Brad Armstrong’s parody of the ’90s super-hit is sheer entertainment. Script, acting, direction, sex performance and — crucially — makeup and special effects combine for a superb example of couples-friendly porn. Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt take the Tommy Lee Jones-Will Smith roles of Kay and Jay, U.S. agents in charge of investigating space aliens. The thread of a story-line involves them tracking down the disappearance of earth girls somewhere into space. To solve the mystery it’s necessary for Jay to undergo an electronic sex change. He’s turned into the delectable Misty Stone, who does a killer masturbation with her new pussy.

There is lots of funny stuff with the bizarre-looking aliens, plus a quartet of talking Peckerhead puppets, and Kaylani Lei gets to have three tits. Tommy Pistol, with a freakishly enlarged head, nose and ears, has his way with Isis Taylor. The hottest sex scene would be the anal between Alektra Blue as a dominatrix and Xander Corvus as a submissive with an extra head. The movie ends with an orgy with the MiB guys and the abducted women, along with Jessica Drake as a “Vaginarian.” The humor is sparked and driven by Spears’ dryly comic performance. Easily one of the best XXX releases of 2012. —Jared Rutter, XBIZ Editors Choice

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