Movie Review by Val Williams from Gamelink

Like many words that have lost their power through the efforts of lazy writers at Buzzfeed, the value of “gangbang” has declined. Used to be, when you called something “awesome”, it meant that someone involved thought they might actually have seen the hand of God reaching down from the heavens; when something was “unbelievable”, it meant you literally couldn’t believe it, that your senses were overwhelmed by an event beyond the ability of man to comprehend. Nowadays, porn is willing to call three or four guys and a girl a gangbang. Remember the good old days when a gangbang meant that there were ten mooks lined up and waiting because Gauge or Aurora Snow didn’t have enough holes and appendages to handle everybody? Jules Jordan remembers. Jules Jordan is willing to make those guys wait with their dicks in their hands to get a chance at Riley’s mouth, ass, pussy, hands, tits and sometimes feet, because Jules Jordan knows what’s right. Jules Jordan knows that words mean things.

Should actually be titled: The EPIC Gangbang of Riley Reid

Jules Jordan knows that, at a proper gangbang, some guys should have to stand around talking about what kind of garage door opener they’re buying for their new houses because Riley Reid is completely full and doesn’t have enough apertures to accommodate all the cocks. Jules Jordan knows that there should be times when Riley has so many dicks in her face that some of them are getting slapped against her ears in an attempt to find a way in, and that Riley should be a little lax in her cocksucking skills because the dicks in her pussy and ass are causing her so much sensation that she can’t concentrate properly on the task at hand (or at face), and that sometimes she should have two cocks in her pussy or ass – not because there’s so much action going on that nobody can tell where the dicks are going, but because Riley wants all the cock she can possibly have at any given moment.

How is the Gangbang of Riley Reid properly described?

Sometimes, in the two scenes of “The Gangbang of Riley Reid”, Riley is almost completely obscured by humping man-flesh; sometimes you can see her skin moving like John Hurt’s did just before the Alien burst out of it, because of all the dicks romping around in there. Sometimes she looks like she’s wearing one of those cones that keep dogs from licking their stitches, except it’s made out of dick instead of plastic. Sometimes Riley can’t get her feet on the ground because she’s being held up in the air by the rigidity and force of all the cocks, and you think that if they all came at once, Riley would shoot up into the sky like Yosemite Sam on a geyser that he cracked open while pickaxing for gold.

Where is Riley in the The Gangbang of Riley Reid? We don’t know, we can barely see her flesh.

The second scene is all interracial, and it looks like the kind of scare-tactic PSA that the Nixon administration would have put together about the evils of marijuana and rock ‘n’ roll if they’d thought of putting PSAs in XXX theaters. You can amuse yourself, if you’re so inclined, by trying to recognize the different cockwielders by their catchphrases or the distinctive sounds they make when expressing overwhelming pleasure – Prince Yahshua, Sean Michaels and Rico Strong are the easy ones, but can you identify the half-dozen others? Riley is the only white spot in a sea of black; she looks like Jane Porter looking for Tarzan in a forest of precious mahogany hardwood. If you want to know which of your friends are racists – I know, you don’t think you have any, but trust me, you do – you should show them this movie and see which ones have steam coming out of their ears by the five-minute mark. Then unfriend them on Facebook. It’s for the best. If you’re a racist yourself, well, I can’t help you.

And if you like facials – and the evidence says you do – you’ll enjoy seeing Riley looking like she tripped and fell into the donut-glazing machine at her second job. Riley takes at least seventeen loads in the two scenes, most of them big enough to plaster her comprehensively by themselves. Some women haven’t taken seventeen loads in their entire lives.

Now that there, that’s a gangbang.