A Quickie Before Midnight

by | December 30, 2016 | General | 2 comments

K D Grace

As 2016 draws to a close, I’ve been struggling, as I do at the end of every year, to think of the best way to put the old year to rest and see the new one in. While I don’t do New Years resolutions, I do tend to be a little heavy on the end of the year

navel gaze. But how many ways can you say, new beginnings, start over, bigger and better than ever, hope, happiness, reflection, blah, blah, blah? I’m not saying that the New Years navel gaze isn’t important, but I figure you really don’t need me to navel gaze for you when I can safely guess most of you will be doing your own version, as will I. 

Soooo! This year I decided to be silly, filthy and irreverent and write a really bad poem just for you lot. I wish you all a quickie before midnight, because, honestly, I can’t think of a better way to see the old year out and the new year in.


A Quickie Before Midnight 

Five minutes before midnight

You whispered in my ear,

We’ve time for one last fuck, 

What do you say, my dear?

We’ll see the old year out in style

And melt the winter ice

Cuz, Gawd, your tits are lovely 

And your bottom is so nice.

I know it’s just a quickie, 

But it would be so hot

To spend the last few minutes

Cock-deep inside your twat, 

So let me give you rug burns

Let me make you squeal, 

Nothing I can think of 

Could offer more appeal

Giving you a quickie 

To the tune of Alde Lang Syne

I have to be quite honest,

Is a fantasy of mine.

We’ll shove and hump the old year

And when it’s gone away,

We’ll greet the New Year coming

So, dear, what do you say?

Wishing you all the very best in 2017!

KD Grace

Voted ETO Best Erotic Author of 2014, K D Grace believes Freud was right. It really IS all about sex — sex and love – and that is an absolute writer’s playground.

When she’s not writing, K D is veg gardening or walking. Her creativity is directly proportional to how quickly she wears out a pair of walking boots. She loves mythology, which inspires many of her stories. She enjoys time in the gym, where she’s having a mad affair with a pair of kettle bells. She loves reading and watching birds, and she loves anything that gets her outdoors.

KD’s novels and other works are published by Totally Bound, SourceBooks, Accent Press, Harper Collins Mischief Books, Mammoth, Cleis Press, Black Lace, and others. She also writes romance under the name Grace Marshall.

K D’s critically acclaimed erotic romance novels include, The Initiation of Ms Holly, Fulfilling the Contract, To Rome with Lust, and The Pet Shop. Her paranormal erotic novel, Body Temperature and Rising, the first book of her Lakeland Witches trilogy, was listed as honorable mention on Violet Blue’s Top 12 Sex Books for 2011. Books two and three, Riding the Ether, and Elemental Fire, are now also available.

K D Grace also writes hot romance as Grace Marshall. An Executive Decision, Identity Crisis, The Exhibition and Interviewing Wade are all available.


  1. Lisabet Sarai

    I love it!

    I'm sure Ashley would agree!

  2. Ashley Lister

    Absolutely love it!

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