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NUTS AND BOLTS: Writing in the First Person Present, how and why

There is an early problem
with choosing to write a story in first person present – nobody wants to hear
it.

Most erotica readers are women,
they just are, and hearing the word “I” over and over reminds a woman
too much of a really bad date.  It can
raise the specter of a self absorbed person boasting and bragging to impress you.  Unless of course that is the tone you want
which is a rare thing but not impossible. 
“Slowly I raised my right hand and I placed the cigarette between
my pouting but not unmanly lips as I was thinking of Ashleyā€™s outrageous
nipples and I shifted nervously from my left foot to my right foot and I arched
my chiseled, masculine brows as I felt the squeeze of my legendary spam spear
swell in my virile and aching loins.  I groaned.” 

So help me Jesus.

Nevertheless, writing in the
first person present is the most commonly chosen form for popular erotic short
fiction and there are good reasons for it. 
The first person present potentially at least, conveys authority and
authenticity.  It conveys immediate
character and personality and can, potentially at least, convey the most intimate
experience of that most intimate of human acts. 
Like the ghost of Christmas Present it invites the reader to get to know
you better. 

First person present, done
well has the quality of afterglow pillow talk. 
Of late night confessions over a kitchen table.  The pot of tea gone cold, the radio
whispering as your mother reaches her fingers across the toast and jelly to
touch your hand.  “There’s something
youā€™re old enough now to know.  Your
father, well he’s not your father.  Not
your real father.  Well.  There.”

So your challenge will
always be how to win your reader over to what your character is offering.  So much of writing is about seducing your
reader and a person knows when theyā€™re being seduced.  How will you seduce?

One of the early creative decisions
youā€™ll have to make is if the first person narrator is also the Deciding
Character or telling the story of the deciding character from memory, something
called ā€œApostolic Fictionā€.  (RE: Jesus
never told his autobiography, it was told by his followers about him after the
event.)  Examples of apostolic fiction
could be ā€œShaneā€ or ā€œThe Great Gatsbyā€ in which Nick narrates the past story of
his friend Jay Gatsby.  The Deciding
Character is Jay Gatsby, but the story is told by someone else.  In apostolic fiction an unreliable narrator
can twist and bend the story to protect himself or to glorify his hero or to
lie outright.  It can also be a way of
telling a story from another viewpoint, say a white settler telling the story
of an Indian he knew personally.

One of the greatest war
novels in modern literature is ā€œThe Boatā€ (ā€œDas Bootā€) authored by Lothar
Gunther-Buckheim, a German journalist who was assigned by Josef Goebbels to go
on two U Boat patrols to provide material for propaganda articles.  After the fall of Nazi Germany Buckheim wrote
the novel Das Boot in first person present, which seems to be a common standard
in German fiction.  Although the Deciding
Character is ā€œThe Old Manā€, the U Boatā€™s Captain, the story is told by the
journalist assigned to the crew to write about the U Boat experience.  Apostalic fiction. As a device it gives a sense of intimacy and
immediacy while at the same time allowing a view from all over the boat without
being limited only to where the Captain is at any moment.  The narrator can move freely with a journalistā€™s
sharp eye for detail and still paint realistic scenes of great tension, such as
the sounds of a British merchant ship sinking followed by a depth charge attack
by a destroyer:

ā€œDamned slow running
time.  Iā€™d already given up.ā€ The
Commanderā€™s voice is back to its usual dark growl.  The breaking and cracking, roaring and
tearing show no sign of coming to an end.

ā€œNow thereā€™s a couple of
boats you can write off for good.ā€

Then a shattering blow
knocks me off my feet.  In the nick of
time I catch hold of a pipe to break my fall. 
Thereā€™s a crash of breaking glass.

I pull myself upright,
automatically stagger forward a couple of steps, jostle against someone,
collide with a hard corner and collapse into the hatch frame.

This is it!  The reckoning!  Mustnā€™t let yourself go!  

The hatch frame almost
bucks me out.  An enormous detonation
tries to shatter my eardrums.  Then blow
after blow, as if the sea were a mass of huge powder kegs being set off in
quick succession.

The narratorā€™s authority comes
from the war experience Buckheimā€™s had of actually being in a U Boat
during a depth charge attack.  That
authenticity is how he overcomes the problem of listening to that ā€œIā€ over and
over and earning the attention of the reader with his knowledge of the
experience heā€™s writing about.  The word ā€œIā€
is used only twice, only when it canā€™t be avoided or replaced.  Everything else is about the scene and the
emotional experience around him. 

In the opening paragraphs of
your story you can choose to establish your narratorā€™s authority with the
reader either by appealing to the insiderā€™s knowledge your character has of the
experience heā€™s describing, or appeal to the heart by presenting a character
with a certain self deprecating honesty. 
Again, think of it as a date.  You
might warm up to a date who is capable of laughing at himself and seems to
speak openly and honestly regarding his hopes and faults.  This is especially important if you are
presenting a narrator who is dislikeable. 
The reader doesn’t have to like your narrator.  But they should be curious about them.  They should want to care about what is about
to happen to them.

Think carefully of that last
sentence.  Itā€™s the soul of short
fiction.  The secret of horror fiction,
erotic or romantic fiction, any fiction that attempts to create a visceral experience is that we must care about the Deciding Character.  We donā€™t have to like them.  Truly. 
But we have to care about them.

From my own poor stuff, I
can offer two stories told in first person present by dislikeable
narrators.  Here is the voice of Nixie, a
vampire girl originally from Bavaria, who as the story opens is on her way to retrieve
her mortal lover who has abandoned and fled from her.  She is tracking him by scent in this opening
paragraph from ā€œThe Lady and the Unicornā€

Blood has a
range of taste, as scent has a range of aromas.  Blood has a high level
taste and an under taste.  It is a blending of elements like music. 
This is also the way of scent.  The under aroma tells you there is a trail
and betrays to you the direction.  If the scent becomes fresher you are
following the creature that produced it, so you must use the under scent to
know which direction is older and which is newer.  It is as though the air
were filled with singing voices and you are picking out from the choir the
sound of a single voice. The high scent will tell you the individual, the
condition of the individual, if it is injured or sick, horny or filled with
fear.  It will tell you how to catch him, where he is likely to run
to.  To acquire the high scent the animal, or myself, must pause to
commune with the air and pay attention.  Close the eyes. Hold the nose
still and just so.  Let the night air speak. It is the same with the
deep taste of blood, except that scent is on the move, and if you are
tasting the bloodā€”well.  It is no longer on the move.  

https://erotica-readers.com/GD/TC-EF/The_Lady_and_The_Unicorn.htm

This is attempting authority
with the reader through the characterā€™s knowledge.  Nixie sounds like she knows what sheā€™s
talking about.  She doesn’t brag.  She hardly refers to herself at all.  She never tries to convince you how dangerous
she is, but by the end of the paragraph she doesnā€™t have to.

Here is another very
dislikeable narrator, Mack Daddy, a professional sex gladiator in ā€œThe Peanut
Butter Shotā€ published in ā€œMammoth Book of Erotica VOL 11ā€: 

They used to wrap tape
around your hands to keep you from busting your knuckles up against the bones
of somebody’s face. Me, itā€™s the opposite. I have to wear special gloves when
I’m not in the ring. These gloves, they go for about $12,300, something like
that, dermatologically custom made. The insurance pays for them, so like I give
a shit, but thatā€™s what they go for. I’ve got real warm soft hands. Women tell
me they’re softer than a baby’s hands. My champion hands are insured by
management for about $567,000. My tongueā€™s insured too, definitely, so I can’t
drink anything hot or cold or eat spicy, which sucks but itā€™s the job.  My tongue and hands are my weapons.

The old prize fighters
would bust your nose or your ribs.  A
punch to the kidney that would make you piss blood for a couple days.  We sex fighters, we bust your will to
live.  We take away your will to be
free.  People look naked to us.  We see inside your mind.    You just think you know what you want,
bitch.  I know what you really want,
because thatā€™s how I get you.  Thatā€™s how
I take you down.  I look at you bitch – I
know what you want way better than you do. 
I know it even before you know it. 
Thatā€™s because I see you.  I see
you like God sees you.

His voice is the opposite of
Nixie.  Aggressive, violent, expressing
himself in short punchy sentences like jabs to the face; bragging like a young
athlete full of himself.

As a general thing
establishing your character by knowledge is easier than by heart.  But heart is better if you can manage
it. 

The other thing that is
quickly brought out in their voices is their Governing Characteristic.  Listening to Nixie or Mack Daddy you get a
sense of what drives them and of what makes them peculiar.  Writing in first person, give your narrator a
distinctive voice, not by speech dialects (ā€œAw shuckinā€™  lilā€™ lady yawl sure do got some kinda helluva
bodacious tits on yaā€™, yessiree.ā€) but by attitude.  If you want them to sound like they come from
somewhere, or as in Nixieā€™s case if they speak English as a foreign language,
donā€™t do it so much in goofy spelling but in syntax and sound, establishing
personality by the words you choose and how you arrange them.  Listen to the well-spelled parlor room
formality and 19th century syntax in the narratorā€™s voice in Charles
Portisā€™ ā€œTrue Gritā€:

ā€œā€œPeople do not give it credence that a fourteen-year-old girl could
leave home and go off in the wintertime to avenge her father’s blood but it did
not seem so strange then, although I will say it did not happen every day. I
was just fourteen years of age when a coward going by the name Tom Chaney shot
my father down in Fort Smith, Arkansas, and robbed him of his life and his
horse and $150 in cash money plus two California gold pieces that he carried in
his trouser band.ā€

Thatā€™s an
amazing opening paragraph.  You have the Deciding Character.  You have the
inciting event.  You have the time and
the place, the desire and the problem.  There
is great personality in that voice.  If
you read only that paragraph, youā€™d have a sense of a brave, righteous girl with
a problem to solve and the ferocious tenacity to do it and youā€™d be about
right.  This is also a perfect example of
establishing authority by heart, listening to the quirky and engaging sound of
the womanā€™s voice as she recalls the events of her childhood invites you to
care about her story.

What about a
character who is insane?  You can
introduce the characterā€™s Governing Characteristic by an obsession he
repeatedly returns to, a kind of chorus that sounds several times.  In Brett Easton Ellisā€™ novel ā€œAmerican
Psychoā€, Patrick Bateman is a yuppie Wall Street investment broker during the
Reagan era, and incidentally a vicious homicidal maniac who is obsessed with his
social status at all times.  He shows his
Governing Characteristic to us by the way he obsessively lists what every
person he meets is wearing or carrying and often even how much money it costs:

Itā€™s cold
for April and Price walks briskly down the street towards Evelynā€™s brownstone
whistling ā€œIf I Were a Rich Manā€ and swinging his Tumi leather attachĆ©
case.  A figure with slicked back hair
and horn rimmed Peeples glasses  approaches
in the distance, wearing a beige double-breasted wool-gabardine Cerruti 1881
suit and carrying the same Tumi leather attachƩ case from D. F., Sanders that
Price has, and Timothy wonders aloud, ā€œIs it Victor Powell?  It canā€™t be.ā€

Bateman does
this over and over with each person he meets until it almost drives you crazy
and then you begin to understand ā€“ heā€™s crazy.

 

So that exhausts
my thoughts for what theyā€™re worth on first person present.  Until next time, do well.

Positioning the Reader: Who Do Erotic Writers Address?

photo by sp333d1

You will often hear writers say that they write for themselves, and surely this is true for most writers. We are our first readers and often our harshest critics. Nonetheless, I think there is a definite progression to the development of ‘a model reader’ amongst writers in general and quite a specific progression among writers of erotica.

This post is by necessity going to be personal and anecdotal.  A model reader is the person you imagine reading the work while you’re conceiving of the story, writing it, polishing it or getting it out there.  Getting a firm sense of who that is will give you a better, more realistic sense of how many readers you can attract and some guidance as to how to classify yourself within a genre.

However, there is one very interesting difference between other genres and erotica.  A great many erotica writers write their first stories, not as forays into the art/skill of writing, but as masturbatory entertainment. They write something that they cannot find written elsewhere (in the tone or to the standard they require for their arousal) that turns them on. Many others write their first stories as a tool of seduction – to arouse a specific lover – an intimate, handcrafted, experientially endowed gift. I am sure there are probably writers in other genres who make forays into erotica just to test their skill at writing explicit sex, but I’d guess this is probably not where the majority of erotica writers start.

My first piece of erotica (a happily doomed novel) embodied some of my most deeply held erotic fantasies.  It wasn’t very well written, and the plot was a complete mess, but if I have to be entirely honest, I was writing for my own arousal. I had no reader in mind. I wasn’t seeking an erotic conversation with anyone.

As I developed as a writer, and especially after I joined ERWA’s ‘storytime’ list, the understanding that this act of writing was a form of communication – an attempt to transfer information from me to a reader through the text – became more apparent.  There is nothing like having a story critiqued to give you a solid understanding that your writing is ‘received’ and, sometimes, not in the way you intended.

But the experience also taught me that, on a list as diverse as ERWA’s, there are times when it is not a case of having written a bad story, but that it has ended up in the wrong person’s lap. I am speaking here of stories that contain good grammar, fleshed out characters and a reasonably adequate narrative structure.  One of these areas of disjunction was immediately apparent even at an organizational level.  Non-consent lies at the heart of some of the most erotic themes for me as a writer. ERWA forbids the posting of non-consensual material. [“Storytime GuidelinesErotica Readers & Writers Association Website.  (Accessed June 21, 2013) ] So, at a most simple level, there were lots of stories I simply couldn’t post.  But, at a broader level, when I posted stories on my blog, there were readers who for reasons of ethics or life-experience found my work did not speak to them at all.

Eroticism is one of those areas where lust and disgust nestle in very close proximity. [Stoller, Robert J. Perversion: The Erotic Form of Hatred. New York: Pantheon Books, 1975]   For some readers, the mention of a golden shower will ruin their experience of the whole story – so strong is their gut-level disgust of the act. For others, it’s not something that arouses them, but they can feel neutral about it and still enjoy the other parts of the story.  For some, you’re ringing their dinner bell at such a basic level, that you don’t even have to describe its eroticism to have them in your pocket.

When I got these radically positive or negative reactions to the things I wrote, I did start slowly to form a picture of my model reader. They were someone who thought critically enough to defer immediate disgust reactions if the eroticism of an act could be made apparent to them in the story.

Time to fess up. I am never going to go out and buy an anthology on watersports.  It doesn’t, as a rule, ring my bell. However, the two instances in which I read erotica that contained it and was aroused, were so different and yet, in some ways, so similar, they deserve examination.  The two works in question were “My Wet Pet” by Julius (sadly nowhere to be found on the net now) [ Julius. “My Wet Pet” Erwa Storytime Listserve. Date Unknown] and the novel “Darker Than Love” by Kristina Lloyd. [ Lloyd, Kristina. Darker Than Love. London: Black Lace Books (1998)]  Neither of these writers assumed a reader with a kink for watersports.  They both eloquently focused on the sensory experience rather than just shoving the kink at the reader and both leave the semiotic implications of urine as part of a sex act open for the reader to interpret in their own way.  Admittedly, in both these instances, it is the female doing the peeing and the power dynamics in both texts are strangely reversed. That might be why it works for me, but I doubt it.  I simply have never read a heterosexual BDSM description of a golden shower where the male was the urinator that didn’t textually assume it would automatically arouse me as a reader. None of them came close to describing the sensation, the power dynamic, the emotional paradox of the experience. I’m sure there must be some out there, but I’ve never encountered one. When I do, I’ll let you know.

In the last decade of writing, I’ve also come to understand that many readers are looking for very sex-positive, very uninhibited erotica where the characters suffer not a moment of ambivalence in regard to the sex.  On a personal basis, I find it very boring to write sex without paradox.  I like my fictional sex with drama and I like the drama to be in the sex itself or at least its consequences or emotional ramifications.  I write for readers who feel similarly.  And that cuts down the number readers I can expect to ever have significantly.

When I conceive of the story, at stages during the writing and, most especially, during the polishing, there are about five people I have in mind as model readers.  I don’t write for them, but I realize that I do write to them, in the intentional manner of a correspondent, if not in that precise form.

These are the readers I want to arouse.  In that sense, these readers are lovers. It is not my aim to bring them to orgasm through the act of storytelling, but I absolutely want them hard or wet and mentally aroused as hell at times, during the reading of a story. I want the paradoxes I pose in my stories to be intellectually erotic teases for them.  I want them to yearn for it all to come out right even if, knowing me as a writer, they know it probably won’t end in a happily ever after.  I want the story to leave them feeling a bitter-sweet yearning in the same way a real lover kisses you at a corner to take their leave.  It’s a good kiss, a kiss that speaks of possibilities, but it’s a complicated pleasure mixed with the pain of parting.

Most of all, if I had to describe my model reader in a single paragraph, I’d say that she or he is someone who can truly enjoy a story without having to absolutely identify with the characters. They are people who are excited by otherness.  They enjoy a level of realism that many erotica readers aren’t looking for.

Of course, I get many more readers than this. And I can see by their comments often that I have not satisfied them. For instance, many women who read romance love my male characters but despise my female characters. They cannot identify with her adequately enough to step into her place in the story and instead feel a subtext of sexual competitiveness.  Similarly, they get very upset when, at the end, the story doesn’t end happily.  This doesn’t bother me. They made read some of what I write – they may even enjoy some of it a great deal, but they aren’t my model reader.

The truth is I’m never going to sell a lot of books. And for many erotica writers, especially with the success of books like ‘Fifty Shades’ and ‘Bared to You’, there is a pressure to sell books and make money. We live in a period where this is the predominant measure of success.

But, for those of you who are struggling to accommodate the marketplace, I’d like to offer this thought. A very few of us are ever going to make a living doing this.  There is a valid and, to my mind, essential success in identifying who your model reader is and making them a happy and satisfied reader. No matter how small that readership may be, once they’ve found you and you have found them, there are life-long conversations had and an untold number of delicious seductions in  your future.

While pondering this topic, I realized that other writers would have completely differing opinions in who they felt they were addressing when they wrote. I asked two colleagues, Kathleen Bradean and Raziel Moore for their takes on the issue:

Kathleen Bradean says:

When Iā€™m imagining a story, thereā€™s a group of people I envision reading and enjoying it. Most of them are erotica writers who think erotica can be literary and that erotica can be used to explore uncomfortable truths about humans. That may sound highbrow but itā€™s more like the flesh under a scab youā€™ve picked offā€”sometimes nearly whole, sometimes tender and sickly, and sometimes weeping blood. That rawness makes many readers uncomfortable. I envision the reader who wonā€™t look away.  I want the ones who lean in.

But thatā€™s when Iā€™m thinking about the story. When I write, the reader fades away. In a short story, there isnā€™t a lot of room to maneuver around, so each sentence has to be technically sound as well as develop character, evoke setting, move the plot forward, stimulate the senses, and arouse or disturb, worryā€¦  My focus is on the craft of writing so I get that right. What good is an idea if you donā€™t communicate it the best way you can?  As if that isnā€™t enough to demand, hopefully my work has some aesthetic appeal. I am not a baroque wordsmith, nor a spell caster of ethereal mental imagery. My style is more like a Shaker chair. And while not fancy or embellished, it still requires craftsmanship.  I canā€™t possibly focus on all that if Iā€™m distracted by mental images of the reader enjoying each passage. I can see why a writer would though. I can see other writers using their words to seduce, or like love letters. Thatā€™s a rather charming idea. But it isnā€™t me.

Raziel Moore says:

Back when I started writing smut in earnest – I really can’t call it erotica at this point – I had one main motivation and one main audience. The motivation was to write stuff I found personally gratifying, mostly as wank fodder, partly to see if I could write anything at all. The target audience was me alone. Mostly. I wrote as self exploration. To name, and understand, and own the angels and monsters in my head.

If it had been _only_ me, though,  I’d never have posted it to usenet forums, or eventually to free erotica sites like ASSTR. I wrote for myself, but also to show “them” what I could do. And I got feedback, in dribs and drabs, and eventually, fans.

Knowing that there were readers out there who react to my stories changed how I wrote. I didn’t think about it consciously for a long time, but it was there – this extra pause sometimes considering the possible reaction of someone besides myself. it grew on me slowly, unawares. Until I actually became correspondence-friendly with a couple readers.

When I know how someone _specifically_ reacts to my words, and I have a relationship with that person – even casually, or subject-specifically, my consideration of them as my reader is pretty unavoidable. I can anticipate, when I think about it, their eyes on the story. It doesn’t necessarily shift things hugely or overtly, but it is a partially known shape or shapes that I am pouring my words into, and there’s a desire to fill that shape the best I can.

Nowadays, I have several good writer/reader friends, and things have shifted again. These presences take a much more active role in my writing. They are almost internal checks and balances for certain aspects of style, or characterization, or craft. These people I write to, in addition to myself, are people I want to _get_ my stuff (As well as get wet or hard at the right spots). For the most part, it drives me to write _better_, but I’d be untruthful if I said my knowledge of what they liked – the buttons I’ve learned or gleaned – didn’t influence some of the details of what I wrote. I write for these readers as well as myself now, and I think I’m better for it. And, as I move forward and write more, perhaps there will be more eyes over my shoulder, more shapes to fill with words.

______

Although not specifically referenced here, these works informed this essay in essential ways:

Umberto Eco  (1996) “The Author and His Interpreters,” The Modern World: Porto Ludovica Website. http://www.themodernword.com/eco/eco_author.html (accessed 21 June, 2013)

Lucie Guillemette and Josiane Cossette (2006),  “Textual Cooperation”, in Louis HĆ©bert (dir.), Signo [online], Rimouski (Quebec), http://www.signosemio.com/eco/textual-cooperation.asp (accessed 21 June, 2013)

Roland Barthes. The Pleasure of the Text. Farrar, Straus and Giroux (1975)

Confessions of a Literary Streetwalker: Howdy!

While
it isn’t the most important thing to do before sending off a story
(that’s reserved for writing the story itself), drafting an effective
cover letter/email is probably right below it.

So here is a quick
sample of what to do and NOT when putting together a cover letter to go
with your story. That being said, remember that I’m just one of many
(many) editors out there, each with their own quirks and buttons to
push. Like writing the story itself, practice and sensitivity is will
teach you a lot, but this will give you a start.

So … Don’t Do What Bad Johnny Don’t Does:

Dear M. (1),

Here
is my story (2) for your collection (3), it’s about a guy and a girl
who fall in love on the Titanic (4). I haven’t written anything like
this before (5), but your book looked easy enough to get into (6). My
friends say I’m pretty creative (7). Please fill out and send back the
enclosed postcard (8). If I have not heard from you in two months (9) I
will consider this story rejected and send it somewhere else (10). I
am also sending this story to other people. If they want it, I’ll write
to let you know (11).

I noticed that your guidelines say First
North American Serial rights. What’s that (12)? If I don’t have all
rights then I do not want you to use my story (13).

I work at the DMV (14) and have three cats named Mumbles, Blotchy and Kismet (15).

Mistress Divine (16)
[email protected] (17)

(1)
Don’t be cute. If you don’t know the editor’s name, or first name, or
if the name is real or a pseudonym, just say “Hello” or “Editor” or
somesuch.

(2) Answer the basic questions up front: how long is the story, is it original or a reprint, what’s the title?

(3)
What book are you submitting to? Editors often have more than one open
at any time and it can get very confusing. Also, try and know what the
hell you’re talking about: a ‘collection’ is a book of short stories by
one author, an ‘anthology’ is a book of short stories by multiple
authors. Demonstrate that you know what you’re submitting to.

(4)
You don’t need to spell out the plot, but this raises another issue:
don’t submit inappropriate stories. If this submission was to a gay or
lesbian book, it would result in an instant rejection and a ticked-off
editor.

(5) The story might be great, but this already has you
pegged as a twit. If you haven’t been published before don’t say
anything, but if you have then DEFINITELY say so, making sure to note
what kind of markets you’ve been in (anthology, novel, website and so
forth). Don’t assume the editor has heard of where you’ve been or who
you are, either. Too often I get stories from people who list a litany
of previous publications that I’ve never heard of. Not that I need to,
but when they make them sound like I should it just makes them sound
arrogant. Which is not a good thing.

(6) Gee, thanks so much. Loser.

(7) Friends, lovers, Significant Others and so forth — who cares?

(8)
Not happening. I have a stack of manuscripts next to me for a project
I’m doing. The deadline for submissions is in two months. I will
probably not start reading them until at least then, so your postcard is
just going to sit there. Also, remember that editors want as smooth a
transition from their brain to your story as possible; anything they
have to respond to, fill out, or baby-sit is just going to annoy them.

(9)
Get real — sometimes editors take six months to a year to respond.
This is not to say they are lazy or cruel; they’re just busy or dealing
with a lot of other things. Six months is the usual cut-off time,
meaning that after six months you can either consider your story
rejected or you can write a polite little note asking how the project is
going. By the way, writing rude or demanding notes is going to get you
nothing but rejected or a bad reputation — and who wants that?

(10)
When I get something like this I still read the story but to be honest
it would take something of genius level quality for me to look beyond
this arrogance. Besides, what this approach says more than anything is
that even if the story is great, you are going to be too much of a pain
to work with. Better to find a ‘just as good’ story from someone else
than put up with this kind of an attitude.

(11) This is called
simultaneous submission: sending a story to two places at once, thinking
that it will cut down on the frustration of having to wait for one
place to reject it before sending it along to another editor. Don’t do
it — unless the Call for Submissions says it’s okay, of course. Even
then, though, it’s not a good idea because technically you’d have to
send it to two places that think it’s okay, which is damned rare. The
problem is that if one place wants your work, then you have to go to the
other places you sent it to tell them so — which very often results in
one very pissed editor. Don’t do it. We all hate having to wait for
one place to reject our work, but that’s just part of the game. Live
with it.

(12) Many editors are more than willing to answer simple
questions about their projects, but just as many others will never
respond — especially to questions that can easily be answered by
reading a basic writing book (or reading columns like this one). Know
as much as you can and then, only then, write to ask questions.

(13)
This story is automatically rejected. Tough luck. Things like
payment, rights, and so forth are very rarely in the editor’s control.
Besides, this is a clear signal that, once again, the author is simply
going to be way too much trouble to deal with. Better to send out that
rejection form letter and move onto the next story.

(14) Who cares?

(15) Really, who cares?

(16)
Another sign of a loser. It’s perfectly okay to use a pseudonym but
something as wacky as this is just going to mark you as a novice. Also,
cover letters are a place for you, as a person, to write to the editor,
another person. Put your pseudonym on your story, don’t sign your
cover letter with it.

(17) Email address — this is great, but
it’s also very obviously a work address, which makes a lot of editors
very nervous. First of all, people leave jobs all the time so way too
often, these addresses have very short lives. Second, work email
servers are rarely secure — at least from the eyes of prying bosses.
Do you really want your supervisor to see your rejection from a Big Tits
In Bondage book? I don’t think so.
#

Do What Johnny Does Does:

Hi, Chris (1),

It
was with great excitement (2) that I read your call for submissions for
your new anthology, Love Beast (3). I’ve long been a fan not only of
werewolf erotica (4) but also your books and stories as well (5)

I’ve
been published in about twelve websites, including Sex Chat, Litsmut,
and Erotically Yours, and in two anthologies, Best of Chocolate Erotica
(Filthy Books) and Clickty-Clack, Erotic Train Stories (Red Ball Books)
(6).

Enclosed is my 2,300 word original story, “When Hairy Met
Sally” (7). I hope you have as much fun reading it as I had writing it
(which is a lot) (8). Please feel free to write me at
[email protected] if you have any questions (9).

In the meantime best of luck with your projects and keep up the great work .(10)

Molly Riggs (11)

##

(1) Nice; she knows my real first name is Chris. A bit of research on an editor or potential market never hurt anyone.

(2) It’s perfectly okay to be enthusiastic. No one likes to get a story from someone who thinks your project is dull.

(3) She knows the book and the title.

(4)
She knows the genre and likes it. You’d be surprised the number of
people who either pass out backhanded compliments or joke about
anthologies or projects thinking it’s endearing or shows a ‘with it’
attitude. Believe me, it’s neither — just annoying.

(5) Editing
can be a lonely business, what with having to reject people all the
time. Getting a nice little compliment can mean a lot. It won’t change
a bad story into an acceptable one, but making an editor smile is
always a good thing.

(6) The bio is brief, to the point, and
explains the markets. You don’t need to list everything you’ve ever
sold to, just the key points.

(7) Everything about the story is
there: the title, the words, if it’s original or a reprint (and, of
course if it’s a reprint you should also say when and where it first
appeared, even if it’s a website).

(8) Again, a little smile is a
good thing. I know this is awfully trite but when the sentiment is
heartfelt and the writer’s sense of enjoyment is true, it does mean
something to an editor. I want people to enjoy writing for one of my
books, even if I don’t take the story.

(9) Good email address (obviously not work) and an invitation to chat if needed. Good points there.

(10)
Okay, maybe it’s a bit thick here but this person is also clearly very
nice, professional, eager and more than likely will either be easy to
work with or, if need be, reject without drama.

(11) Real name —
I’d much rather work with a person than an identity. I also know that
“Molly” is not playing games with who she is, and what she is, just to
try and make a sale.

There’s more, as said, but this at least
will keep you from stepping on too many toes — even before your story
gets read. If there’s a lesson in this, it’s to remember that an editor
is, deep down, a person trying to do the best job they can, just like
you. Treat them as such and they’ll return the favor.

Writing Exercise

 by Ashley Lister 

 The quatern is a sixteen line French form composed
of four quatrains (four line stanzas).

The quatern has a refrain (a repeated line) that is
in a different place in each quatrain. In other words, the first line of stanza
one is the second line of stanza two, the third line of stanza three and the fourth
line of stanza four. Itā€™s surprising how much this affects the meaning of the
words in that refrain.

A quatern should have eight syllables per line. It
does not have to be iambic or follow a set rhyme scheme.

I donā€™t know why you wonā€™t undress

Your clothes are getting in my way

I say this to you night and day

It leaves our love life in a mess

And so I tell my therapist

I donā€™t know why you wonā€™t undress

It stops me trying to caress

The parts I think you needed kissed

But he tells me to give you time

He says you donā€™t need my duress

I donā€™t know why you wonā€™t undress

I worry youā€™re no longer mine

I hear my therapist confess

Heā€™s seeing you: Youā€™re deemed a slut

He wants some advice from me but

I donā€™t know why you wonā€™t undress

I have to admit, I love poems that work with refrains. All poems get us thinking about words and the way we use them in different fashions. The use of a refrain, especially with such a didactic placement as the one in the quatrain, makes us think more about our selection of choice phrases.

As always, I look forward to enjoying your quaterns
in the comments box below.

Erotic Lure Newsletter: July 2013

From the Erotica Readers & Writers Association
By Lisabet Sarai
_______

Dear Patriotic Perverts,

Welcome to the July issue of Erotic Lure, your guide to all the latest lurid and lusty delights at the Erotica Readers & Writers Association website. I hope you’ll excuse the tardiness of this month’s Lure. I was – um – tied up until today (seeing stars and wearing stripes, you might say). I’ll try to make up for the delay by giving you an extra juicy tour of our midsummer edition. Plus a bonus slice of watermelon!

The Erotica Gallery this month offers an explosion of sparkling fiction, with eleven flashers, four quickies, four full length stories and a longer piece the author calls a “novelette”. Many of the offerings were triggered by our latest writing prompt, “Reunions”, but our creative authors have taken that notion in unexpected directions. We’ve got passionate poetry, too, including a trio of “tritinas”, an especially challenging verse form.

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Heading for the beach this summer? Fill your bag or your digital device with sexy reads from our Books for Sensual Readers section. With all these delicious titles clamoring “Read me. Read ME!” I scarcely know where to start. Like short stories? Pick up Maxim Jakubowski’s MAMMOTH BOOK OF QUICK AND DIRTY EROTICA, Alison Tyler’s SUDDEN SEX, or for something a bit different, the Circlet Press collection WHAT HAPPENS AT THE TAVERN STAYS AT THE TAVERN, epic fantasy quest erotica edited by Jennifer Levine. Do you prefer longer, more – um – meaty tales? Check out Lisette Ashton’s DRAGON DESIRE, about the ultimate aphrodisiac, or try my own over-the-top steampunk opus RAJASTHANI MOON. If you’re hooked on happy endings, we’ve got sizzling erotic romance: Christina Lauren’s BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, Portia da Costa’s DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, or Senta Holland’s romantic BDSM odyssey OUT OF THE SHADOWS. For fans of homoerotic fiction, it would be hard to find something more seasonally appropriate than Neil Plakcy’s anthology BEACH BUMS. And Sacchi Green serves up steamy true lesbian sex stories by both veteran and new authors in WILD GIRLS, WILD NIGHTS. Browse our conveniently categorized shelves for many more fabulous books, including classic erotica and sexy self-help titles.

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Where do all these great books come from? In many cases, straight from the pens of ERWA subscribers. Over the years, dozens of acclaimed erotica authors have gotten their start in the ERWA Writers list and Storytime on-line critique group. My own very first erotic short story initially saw the light on ERWA.

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If you’re an author trying to share your erotic visions with the world, visit our Authors Resources page for a comprehensive, constantly updated listing of submission calls and publishers’ guidelines. Recent calls include “Me and My Boi” from award-winning editor Sacchi Green; “Men of the Manor”, homoerotic upstairs/downstairs tales to be edited by Rob Rosen; “Best Men’s Erotica 2014” from the brave new imprint Burning Books Press; and “Coming Together for Equality”, a charity anthology on the theme of bullying edited by Beth Wylde. You’ll also find general submission information for roughly four dozen publishers interested in erotic content – with the number growing monthly.

Erotica is hot – add your fuel to the fire!
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Speaking of hot, don’t miss our Adult Movies section. Headlining this month is the sassy, sexy feature “Revenge of the Petites”, about a group of stature-challenged college gals getting back at the tall, nasty sorority women who’ve made the petites their victims. The delicious Jesse Jane stars in “Romance”, as an author of erotic romance whose sultry fantasy scenarios come to life. (I can identify…!) In the pure smut category, I recommend Brad Armstrong’s “Ink Girls”, a well-decorated feast for the eyes as well as areas to the south. And if (like me) you appreciate the porn of yore, you might like the 1980 flick “Fascination”, which features the debut of adult film legend Veronica Hart, as well as many other stars from porn’s golden age.

You know, of course, where and how to buy any films that catch your fancy. Enough said.

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I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: adult movies and sex toys go together like buns and hotdogs. This month’s Sex Toy Playground features an article on finding your G-spot, from our new affiliate, British toy company Bondara. Mr. and Mrs. Toy are up to their usual mischief, experimenting – purely the sake of knowledge, of course – with the Double Delight Anal Beads, a combination anal probe and ten speed clit vibe. Mrs. Toy says this product is “a perfect example of having your cake and eating it too”. Our monthly Sex Toy Scuttlebutt column highlights the newest, nastiest and most original erotic implements. As a case in point, don’t miss the Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug. You have to see it to believe it!

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Inside the Erotic Mind this month, we have a lively discussion of cum shots. Is being splattered with semen sexy or icky? You’ll find strong opinions on both sides of the issue. Share your own thoughts by clicking on the Participate link.

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So, is there anything you want that you CAN’T find on the ERWA site? Try our extensive page of Adult Links. We’ve surveyed the web to find the very best sites for adult content of all types, then organized all our recommendations to guide you to just the thing that turns you on. I warn you, though – don’t visit the links page unless you’re safe at home and have a lot of time available to explore.

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Well, that about wraps up the July Lure. But wait, I promised you watermelon, didn’t I?

Okay, take off your clothes. (This is going to get messy!) Shut your eyes. I’m holding a ripe slice just under your nose. Breathe in the fruity summer scent. Does it remind you of endless days, sweat-streaked nights, skinny dipping, fireworks? Now open wide, but don’t bite down – not yet. Feel the chill against your tongue – this is fresh from the cooler. Saliva begins to flow as you anticipate the succulent pulp dissolving in your mouth, but be patient. As I’ve learned from my master, waiting makes release all the more intense.

I snatch the unseen slice away, to circle your lips with a juice-drenched finger, leaving sticky sweetness in my wake. Yes, you can lick it off now, the traces of summer I’ve left on your flesh. You want it more than ever, right? Very well. I deposit a chunk in your mouth. You sink your teeth into the morsel and the flavor explodes,  wet and sugary, like liquid sunshine. I offer the rest of the wedge now and you gobble it down, greedy for more sensation. Juice dribbles from the corners of your mouth, trails down your cheeks, lands on your chest. Chew slowly. Savor the taste, the texture. Remember that you’re naked, as I smear more fruit across your belly and down your thighs. Remember that it’s summer, and anything can happen…

See you next month!

Succulently yours,
Lisabet
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Garden Variety

By K D Grace

Some people write in coffee shops, some people write in
libraries, some people write in their studies. But how much does where we write
matter? Iā€™ve always prided myself in being able to write anywhere, but the
allotment is in full-swing right now. There arenā€™t really enough hours in the
day to be out there and do what Iā€™d like to do to make our veg plot live up to the Gardenerā€™s
World
veg plot that exists only in my fantasies. It was only a couple of
days ago ā€“ one of those few sunny days in the UK of which a gardener absolutely
HAS to take advantage. With sweat dripping down my back and more than a potted
plantā€™s worth of good rich soil beneath my fingernails, I sat myself down on
the grass near our allotment garden shed, pulled out my notebook and pen and
began to write. We have a delicious spot of movable shade that works its way
along the back of our plot during the course of the day, so on those few days
when the weather is roasting ā€“ish, we can sit and have a break in the shade.

Iā€™d brought biscuits and cheese and for my lunch and a
bottle of iced tea Iā€™d frozen in the freezer earlier. I seldom mind eating with
the allotment all over my hands. Itā€™s just good, clean earth. As I sat down to
scribble a few paragraphs for The
Exhibition
, my WIP, the resident black bird was already busy hunting worms and
unfortunate invertebrates in the patch Iā€™d just dug. By the time I was on the
second slice of cheese, he was sitting in the tree above the garden shed
singing at the top of his lungs. Just a little reminder that this was his patch ā€“ especially now with the
birdie feast Iā€™d uncovered and with the hungry mouths he, no doubt, had to
feed.

I listened, I watched and I wrote. I seldom write long-hand
anymore. Iā€™m way more comfortable at the keyboard of a laptop, which allows me
the luxury of editing as I work, and insures me that I never have trouble
reading my own handwriting. But in the allotment, low techā€™s the way forward.
It doesnā€™t matter to me if there are smudges of compost on the pristine page.
It doesnā€™t even matter to me if a spider decided to make a path across the
centre of the page Iā€™m working on as long as he doesnā€™t linger where I want to
write.

Paper and ink, or even more to the point, writing down
words, though not quite as old as agriculture, is certainly not too far behind.
I mean if you think about it, the two go hand in hand really. Once feeding
ourselves became a little less of a crap shoot and a little less of a full-time
job and leisure became, at least occasionally a possibility, then it would seem
natural for story-telling to evolve to a way of permanently preserving those
stories. And once that happened, writing couldnā€™t be too far behind.

Okay, so thatā€™s K Dā€™s version of pre-history, something
youā€™ll not find on the History Channel, but definitely something I feel a little
bit closer too when Iā€™m sitting comfortably on the grass listening to the birds
and the buzz of the insects, when Iā€™m taking a break from the arduous efforts
of the veg plot to record events straight from my imagination. It feels pretty
primal when the young sweet corn plants and the words unfolding on the page are
linked by the callous and the earth on my hands.

Does the fact that Iā€™m writing in my veg patch change what I
write? Does that particular location make what I write any more powerful, even
any more earthy? I suppose thereā€™s no real way of knowing, no double blind test
I can do. And really, what difference does it make? The words were flowing that
day, and I was sitting in the sunshine listening to the bird song, and the
slightest whisper of a breeze in the trees. Does it make a difference to be
writing in a place where something more concrete than ideas has been planted,
where thereā€™s the promise of more to come than just food for thought, along with
the reminder that life doesnā€™t always come sanitized and shrink-wrapped; that sometimes
being off-line and well-earthed is just the right place to be. And of course
Iā€™m writing sex. Al fresco. Iā€™d say itā€™s a win-win for the black bird, for the veg
plants and for the writer. Next sunny warmish day, Iā€™m SO doing this again! 

The Story Behind Pen Names

Elizabeth Black writes in a wide variety of
genres including erotica, erotic romance, and dark fiction. She lives on the
Massachusetts coast with her husband, son, and four cats.

Pseudonyms, pen
names, noms de plume. Regardless of what you wish to call them, writers have
chosen fake names for as long as they’ve been transferring their thoughts to the
written word. I interviewed some of my writer friends to learn why they chose
the pen names they chose. Everyone gave sensible and even fascinating answers.

I’ll start with
myself. Elizabeth Black is not my real name. It is one of my pen names. I chose
Elizabeth Black for my erotic fiction to differentiate it from the political
and feminist non-fiction I had written under my real name. Elizabeth is
my favorite woman’s name. I chose “Black” because the “Bs”
would be at eye level or above in a bookstore. Black is also a classy name and
it’s one of my favorite colors. My horror, fantasy, and speculative fiction pen
name is E. A. Black, and I created it to separate those works from my erotic
works. I liked the idea of using initials and a surname because I thought it
was cool. “E” for Elizabeth, obviously. Black is already my fake
surname. “A” is my fake middle name – Alexia. I first saw that name
on the game “Resident Evil: Code Veronica”. I’m a fan. I later learned
that “alexia” is the name of an acquired reading disability. That
didn’t cause me to waver in my choice at all, but it did make me giggle.

Authors choose pen
names for a wide variety of mundane and interesting reasons. Here are a few
examples of famous pen names:

J. K. Rowling –
Joanne Rowling’s publishers feared that pre-adolescent boys (her target market
for her Harry Potter books) would not want to read stories about a boy wizard
written by a woman. So, they asked her to use her initials. She has no middle
name so she used the initial of her grandmother Kathleen. The interesting thing
about this is that these days, it’s largely assumed that anyone whose pen name
includes initials is a woman.

Nathaniel Hawthorne
was born Nathaniel Hathorne. He was a direct descendent of one of the hanging
judges of the Salem witch trials. Hawthorne may have added the “W” to
his last name as a means of distancing himself from his personal history.

George Orwell – Eric
Arthur Blair chose a pen name so his family wouldn’t be embarrassed by his time
living in poverty. He chose the name George after the patron saint of England.
He chose the name Orwell from the River Orwell, a popular sailing spot he loved
to visit.

Stan Lee – Stanley
Martin Lieber wanted to save his real name for the more serious literary work
he hoped to someday write. He got his start writing comic books, so he chose
the name Stan Lee. He legally changed his name to Stan Lee after making it big
in the kid’s market as a comic book writer.

Lewis Carroll –
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson wanted a simpler, less snooty name and he wanted to
keep his privacy. He changed Charles Ludwidge into Carolus Lusovicus, changed
that to Carroll Lewis, and then switched the words, resulting in Lewis Carroll.

William Makepeace
Thackeray – He wrote under pen names that were just plain silly, since he was a
satirist. His pen names included C. J. Yellowplush, Esq., George Savage
Fitz-Boodle, and ThƩophile Wagstaff.

Harry Turtledove –
(from Dear
Readers: A Letter From Harry Turtledove
) “When
I sold my first fantasy novel, the publisher renamed me Eric Iverson. 
They said no one would believe Harry Turtledove, which is my real name.  I
decided to live with it, though I gave myself a middle initial, G., which stood
for Goddam.  The pen name had certain uses:  I could use it for my
fiction and my own name for academic nonfiction, which I still published
then.  But when Lester bought The Videssos Cycle, he named me Turtledove
againā€“people would remember it, he declared.  I objected that I was just
starting to get known as Iverson.  He said he wouldnā€™t buy the books if I
wanted to stay Scandinavian.  I stopped objecting.  But I may be the
only writer in captivity whoā€™s had both his pen-name and his own name imposed
on him by force!  I hope you will remember my nameā€“thatā€™s Harry
Turtledoveā€“and look for the reprint of The Videssos Cycle (and maybe even some
other things Iā€™ve done).”

My
friends who write erotic fiction had many sensible reasons for choosing their
pen names. Here are the most common reasons:

Some
writers simply wanted to create a new identity for their writing, and the way
they chose their pen names was rather creative. Julez S. Morbius told me:
“The first two initials are
my real name initials and Morbius because of my love for vampires and Marvel
Comics.” Angelica Dawson’s pen name is derived from Angelica dawsonii, a
yellow flower in the carrot family native to her province. She’s a botanist and
environmental consultant in her day job.

Dawson also gives
another reason for her pen name: she writes Young Adult fiction under her real
name, Kimberly Gould. Many erotic writers like to differentiate their erotic
works from their other works by use of multiple pen names.

Writers
like Jacques Gerard chose pen names to protect their privacy, especially when
it comes to disapproval from family and religious people. Gemma Parkes also
wanted to protect herself from familial disapproval and she wanted to protect
her children from negative comments from her family in case any of them read
her books, hence her pen name. Vanessa de Sade feared her family would discover her erotic writing so she chose her pen name to protect her privacy. Obviously, de Sade is based on the Marquis de Sade. She wrote: “So I thought, well I don’t want to be Fluffy von Kitten, or Sweetcakes McGhee or anything like that. And then I thought about the Marquis de Sade, and all his weird shit, and I thought, yeah, that’s more like me.” She’s not sure where Vanessa came from. Might be an old girlfriend from years ago.

Kara
Huntington works with children in a very small town. She figured she’d save the
locals the trouble of running her out of town with pitchforks. Her concern over
small-minded townspeople lead her to create her pen name. Alysha Ellis voiced a
similar concern. She is also a teacher. Any connection between her real name
and erotica or even erotic romance would result in instant dismissal. Even if
it didn’t, the knowledge would be very disruptive to her ability to teach very
curious 15 – 18 year olds who would probably make a big deal of it.

Sometimes
having more than one pen name makes decisions difficult, even if you started
out creating them for good reasons. Sacchi Green said: I started out writing
science fiction and fantasy short stories under my real name, Connie Wilkins.
Eventually I published work in a couple of anthologies for kids, and enjoyed it
so much (plus it paid pretty well) that I thought that was the direction I’d
mostly go. When I wrote a lesbian erotica story and had it accepted at Best
Lesbian Erotica, I thought I should use a pen name in case I wrote so much for
kids that they might look me up online. Things didn’t work out that way,
though, and my pen name got a whole lot more mileage than my real one. I’ve
still used the real one sometimes for speculative fiction, and in cases where I
have more than one story in an anthology, but it gets to be hard to decide when
it comes to erotic speculative fiction. Right now I’m in the process of having
a mini-ebook published by Circlet Press, consisting of three stories I wrote
for their books previously and one more that’s about one of the same group of
characters. The problem is that two of the stories are under my real name, and
two under my pen name, so we’re having a hard time deciding which name to use
on the cover.

Some
writers chose pen names to keep them safe. Phoenix Johnson had an online
stalker and she didn’t want that person following her and hurting her writing
career in any way. Phoenix to her means rebirth, and it represents her darker,
wilder side. Her surname was luck of the draw.

Lynn
Townsend (real name K. T. Hicks) wanted a name that sounded more appropriate
for erotic romances. Her real name to her sounded like someone who should write
Tractor Romances, which were what her Russian Studies professor called “a
series of Stalin-era propaganda novels that were about farmers and farmers’
daughters who would sneak off to talk about Comrade Stalin behind haystacks.”

So
there you have it. Writers create pen names for a wide variety of very
interesting reasons. If you use a pen name, what’s your story behind it?

ABOUT ELIZABETH BLACK

Elizabeth Black
writes erotica, erotic romance, speculative fiction, fantasy, and dark fiction.
She also enjoys writing erotic retellings of classic fairy tales. Born and bred
in Baltimore, she grew up under the influence of Edgar Allan Poe. Her erotic
fiction has been published by Xcite Books (U. K.), Circlet Press, Ravenous
Romance, Scarlet Magazine (U. K.), and other publishers. Her dark fiction has
appeared in “Kizuna: Fiction For Japan”, “Stupefying
Stories”, “Midnight Movie Creature Feature 2”, “Zippered
Flesh 2: More Tales Of Body Enhancements Gone Bad”, and “Mirages:
Tales From Authors Of The Macabre”. An accomplished essayist, she was the
sex columnist for the pop culture e-zine nuts4chic (also U. K.) until it folded
in 2008. Her articles about sex, erotica, and relationships have appeared in
Good Vibrations Magazine, Alternet, CarnalNation, the Ms. Magazine Blog, Sexis
Magazine, On The Issues, Sexy Mama Magazine, and Circlet blog. She also writes
sex toys reviews for several sex toys companies.

In addition to
writing, she has also worked as a gaffer (lighting), scenic artist, and make-up
artist (including prosthetics) for movies, television, stage, and concerts. She
worked as a gaffer for “Die Hard With A Vengeance” and “12
Monkeys”. She did make-up, including prosthetics, for “Homicide: Life
On The Street”. She is especially proud of the gunshot wound to the head
she had created with makeup for that particular episode. She also worked as a
prosthetic makeup artist specializing in cyanotic blue, bruises, and buckets of
blood for a test of Maryland’s fire departments at the Baltimore/Washington
International Airport plane crash simulation test. Yes, her jobs are fun.
 šŸ˜‰

She lives in
Lovecraft country on the Massachusetts coast with her husband, son, and four
cats. The ocean calls her every day, and she always listens. She has yet to run
into Cthulhu.

Visit her web
site at http://elizabethablack.blogspot.com/

Her Facebook
page is https://www.facebook.com/elizabethablack

Follow her at
Twitter: http://twitter.com/ElizabethABlack

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Fools in Lust

by Jean Roberta

There has been much on-line discussion about the differences between literary erotica and erotic romance, whether one genre can be folded into the other, whether romance always requires a happy ending, and whether erotic writers who want to make a profit from their writing must sacrifice their integrity by writing fluff or mush.

Here are some things I have learned simply by living among other human beings: humans are social animals who need companionship as well as physical pleasure. Even in the sex trade (Iā€™ve been there), men pay temporary companions (dancers, ā€œmodels,ā€ escorts, streetwalkers, pro Dommes, etc.) for more than the brief pleasure of skin-to-skin contact. Human beings want to feel understood, admired, and forgiven for our faults. The assumption that men with official secrets tend to whisper them to the call girls they party with is not simply a myth.

So if ā€œromanceā€ per se is that genre of fiction that focuses on ā€œrelationships,ā€ broadly speaking, an erotic writer who does not want to go there must make a strenuous effort to eliminate all traces of ā€œromanceā€ from his or her descriptions of ā€œsex,ā€ whatever that means to the writer or the reader. (Iā€™m imagining a story along the lines of The Stranger by Albert Camus, a widely-translated French novel in which the central character is almost completely emotionless.)

Even a comedy about sexual disappointment or a dark and gothic tale of sexual compulsion, sex that leaves marks, or sex that reveals the ultimate truth that each of us is alone must incorporate the other truth that each of us wants to connect with someone else, and not just physically.

Consider a case in point. I wrote a story that I considered erotic, not romantic. The occasional incompetence of Canadian mail carriers is the plot premise that results in the misdelivery of mail. The narrator, Woman A, receives letters intended for Woman B. A wonders if the same thing is happening in reverse: OMG! What am I missing? A (an ā€œoutā€ lesbian) knows that B receives handwritten letters from someone in New York with a masculine name. Is this Bā€™s boyfriend? Over a period of months, A speculates about Bā€™s life, and watches her on the sly. A doesnā€™t think she has the right to simply discard personal mail intended for B. So A rings Bā€™s doorbell, a bundle of mail in her hand.

This is a variation on the theme of the wrong-number telephone call that enables two strangers to hear each otherā€™s voices, develop a mutual curiosity and eventually meet in the real world, rip each otherā€™s clothes off and agree that the dialling the wrong number was the best thing one of them could have done.

In my story, A is delighted to learn that B (a local artist) is also a lesbian who has learned all about Aā€™s previous relationship via Aā€™s misdelivered mail. B knows that during the past year, A has experienced a messy breakup. B has gone through a long dry spell of no sex. B gives A an experimental kiss, and when that bold move is accepted, B invites A into her bedroom for a good time. Neither of these women is offering each other a ā€œrelationshipā€ at this point. It is too soon for either of them to know whether they have enough in common to share their lives. Both of them are willing to continue getting to know each other (in the Biblical sense and in other ways) to find out where this process will lead.

The climax of this story is an explicit sex scene, so I sent this story to the editor of an erotic lesbian anthology. The story was rejected. I wondered whether the editor was looking for more detailed sexual description as distinct from backstory and emotions other than lust.

This year, I sent the story to a lesbian romance anthology, and it was chosen for the shortlist. Whether or not my story finds its way into the book, the editor clearly thinks it fits into the genre. Never mind that the two characters are more-or-less strangers when they first meet in person, and they carefully avoid making any premature promises. They live in a country where two women could legally marry each other, but these characters are a long way from moving in together, let alone exchanging vows, even by the end of the story. The ā€œhappy for nowā€ ending simply involves hope on both sides, and a certain amount of faith that their intimacy could deepen in the future. (ā€œFaith,ā€ in fact, is the title of the story.)

So apparently this is romance. And even if at least one central character in an erotic story is a man, the writer has to acknowledge the fact that men, too, crave love. The widespread belief that men just want to fuck, and that an artificial orifice in a plastic doll would provide the protagonist with the friction he needs is less of a myth, IMO, than a half-truth. If Captain Manpants just wants to fuck the available ā€œgirl,ā€ he probably has more complex feelings about the wife he argued with in the morning, or he is wrestling with his secret crush on his male buddy, or he canā€™t forget the former classmate or coworker he left behind. In fact, he might be hoping to use the ā€œgirlā€ as a substitute for any of the people who have real significance in his life. Trust me. Iā€™ve been the ā€œgirl,ā€ and Iā€™ve seen this process in action.

One line that sex workers hear over and over is: ā€œIf we had met some other way, we could have had a beautiful relationship.ā€ This is when an honest sex worker gently reminds her customer of how they actually met, and for what purpose.

So do relationships, as distinct from sexual encounters, satisfy the needs of all the participants? In many cases, no. Breakups and divorce are a fact of modern life. Human beings disappoint each other over and over, but human beings reach out to each other over and over. The general advice given to the lovelorn or to those who lost everything in the interpersonal wars is that one must get up, get out, meet new people and climb back on that horse.

Even if a willingness to try once more to establish emotional intimacy with another person looks like the triumph of naĆÆve hope over bitter experience, the only alternative looks like death in some form. So if an erotic story is to exude life, it must also include room for hope that the characters can or do connect on some level beyond the physical. I hesitate to suggest that the most hard-boiled stories about fucking must include spirituality in some form, but Iā€™m not sure what other term would work better.

Most erotic writers of a certain age ā€“ I should probably speak for myself ā€“ can make sarcastic references to the temporary insanity that caused us to assume that our past relationships would work. Hindsight is perfect. Yet to summon up the desire and the curiosity that motivates one person to seek carnal knowledge of others is to enter a state of mind, heart and loins in which all things seem possible. Even a noir tone suggests that innocent hope and tentative trust existed before they were destroyed.

So am I advocating for romance in literary erotica? Apparently so. ā€œRomanceā€ is certainly not what I wanted to write when I rolled my eyes at my teenage friendsā€™ favorite paperback novels of boy-meets-girl. Yet there it is.

So now you know: in any war between Romance and the kind of literary erotica that features epiphanies about Truth, I’m the traitor to both sides who huddles in a trench somewhere in the middle.
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