From Erotica Readers & Writers Association
By Ashley Lister
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 There once was a man who
wrote verse

He rhymed stuff so bad
some would curse

His friend Lisabet (uh)

Asked him to write a
newsletter

And then things went
from bad to worse

Greetings,

My name is Ashley Lister. I’m covering the Erotic Lure
newsletter for Lisabet this month whilst she goes gallivanting on her nefarious
travels. I’m hoping she updates us all with pictures, streaming video or at
least salacious tales of her incredible adventures.

This month here at ERWA we doff our caps to Halloween,
as evidenced by the supernatural bent in the exemplary stories found in this
month’s gallery.  Or, to say that in
verse:

If you like to read sexy
sweet shorts

Tales of friction in
fiction so fraught

Visit the gallery

And there you will see

The theme this month’s ‘La
Petite Mort’

EROTICA GALLERY
La Petite Mort
https://erotica-readers.com/story-gallery

Books you say? What about Books for sensual readers?
What a timely question! I’m so glad you asked.

As always, there are plenty to choose from. Purchasing
those books through the Amazon links on these pages helps ERWA to provide a
consistently superlative service to readers and writers alike.

We’ve read books aimed
at everyone’s kinks

From cool cougars to
maddening minx

If you want these pages

To help with our wages

Buy your books through
our Amazon links

BOOKS FOR SENSUAL READERS
https://erotica-readers.com/books/

Have you written something? Or do you fancy joining
the glamorous world of the published authors? Then check out our calls for
submission this month and see if there’s a niche you might be able to fill. (NB
– Ashley, insert a joke here about filling a niche, use a clever double entendre).

If you’ve written a one-handed
read

And you typed till your
fingers did bleed

You have our permission

To view the calls for
submission

You’ll find everything there
you might need.

MARKET NEWS & CALLS FOR SUBMISSIONS
https://erotica-readers.com/erotica-authors-resources/

As a writer I’ve always considered “Inside the Erotic
Mind” to be an invaluable resource. 
Being able to glean honest insights into how others approach sex, sexual
reactions and sexual responsiveness is extremely helpful and interesting. Or, saying
that in limerick form:

Our writers are terribly
kind

And here, on these pages,
you’ll find

There’s words of wisdom

About how best to come

Click into our erotic
mind

INSIDE THE EROTIC MIND
Describe Your Orgasm: How Does it Feel? Don’t be Shy…
https://erotica-readers.com/inside-the-erotic-mind/

Words are good. Stories can be entertaining. But
sometimes we just need a plastic companion. 
Now I’ve written a couple of narrative poems in this milieu but I won’t
bore you with those details here. Instead, I’ll say this:

In all of my travels
I’ve found

That there’s people I
like being around

But when they’re away

And I’m wanting to pay

I must visit the Sex Toy
Playground

SEX TOY PLAYGROUND
https://erotica-readers.com/sex-toy-playground/

What about films? ERWA is about all things erotic,
whether that’s words, toys or films. On a cautionary note, here’s a verse about
erotic films and why it’s important to watch them on Blu-Ray, DVD or at least a
streaming download.

The saucy things we like
to see

Are best watched from a
DVD

Cos’ the multiplex staff

Will just point and
laugh

At least, that was what
happened to me

BEST IN ADULT MOVIES
https://erotica-readers.com/adult-movies/

Right, tidying up loose ends here. As always, thanks to all those hard at work behind the
scenes at ERWA who have made this resource possible. I was saying to a
colleague last week that it would be hard to imagine a world without ERWA. It
really is unlike any other writing resource in the world. I could name names
here and discuss the hard work invested by each member of the group, but I’d
likely mess up and miss out on someone important. Instead, I’ll be glib and end
with a poem.

Thank you for reading
this, member

There’s one more thing
you should remember

Whilst I loved writing
these poems

I’m now going ho-em

Lisabet will be back in
November

Ashley Lister

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Ashley Lister is a writer, poet and columnist and the author of How to Write Erotic Fiction and Sex Scenes. Aside from being behind more than thirty pseudonymous erotic novels, Ashley also teaches creative writing. Read Ashley’s Writing Exercise right here on ERWA  blog.

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